Movie quotes

[yellowlightning2009]

Originally Posted by Slash`

SMokey and the Bandit ~Jackie Gleason
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"Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio."

Cannonball Run



"My God, man, you could at least *act* like it was a hard decision... "

[Slash`]

Star Trek
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"And then the Mama Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!" And finally, the Baby Bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger! And that was the end of the Three Bears"

[tooslow]

Originally Posted by garcmol

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"And then the Mama Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!" And finally, the Baby Bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger! And that was the end of the Three Bears"

Grumpy Old Men or Grumpier Old Men, I can't remember.

"Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him."

[Slash`]

Rudy
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"Hey Danny! You see that water tower. One day our names will be up there in bold letters, The O'Shea Brothers! We're going to own this town, you and me buddy."

[fielderLS3]

Originally Posted by Slash`

Rudy
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"Hey Danny! You see that water tower. One day our names will be up there in bold letters, The O'Shea Brothers! We're going to own this town, you and me buddy."

Little Giants

"Looks like you could use a new radiator hose."

[Slash`]

Duel
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"Come on, now. Don't be naive, Lieutenant. We both know how careers are made. Integrity is something you sell the public."

[The Stig]

Originally Posted by Slash`

Duel
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"Come on, now. Don't be naive, Lieutenant. We both know how careers are made. Integrity is something you sell the public."

Bullitt starring Steve McQueen

"So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici...*pause* pation. "

[Slash`]

Rocky Horror Picture show
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"

You look like the sweet little boy from next-door. But, you don't fool me, oh no, no. You're the devil, and you're rotten to the core."

[Decibel JJ]

Police Academy



"Get that corn outta my face !!"

[Slash`]

Originally Posted by Decibel JJ

Police Academy



"Get that corn outta my face !!"

Nacho Libre
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1: Consider us your reinforcements.
2: What? You amateurs are supposed to be helping me? You? Look at you. You're kids. You're not ready to roll with this. I mean, look at the way you're dressed. What, that's supposed to be tactical?
[about 3's name tag]
2: What is this? What is that? "F**k you." It's a joke, huh? What the f**k is wrong with y'all? You think this is a joke? You think this is a f**king sit-com?
3: Okay, first off, that's just rude. Second, I'm pretty sure we saved your ass back there.

[Slash`]

A hint is Wesley Snipes stars in it. c'mon people >.>

[Skill377]

Blade 3

"King Kong ain't got nothing on me"

[qkslvr]

Training Day

"I remember thinking 'Jesus, what a terrible thing to lay on someone with a head full of acid"

[madman2k]

Originally Posted by qkslvr

Training Day

"I remember thinking 'Jesus, what a terrible thing to lay on someone with a head full of acid"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"listen, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power... just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went around saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"