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rmnc3r · 06-10-2010, 10:49 AM

Hey!
Looking for some funnies to add to my repertoire;
Preferably short ones.
All in good fun now, no (serious) offense intended. I'll start:

Why do New Yorkers have an attitude?
'cause New Jersey is the 'Light at the end of the Tunnel'

California should change it's moniker from 'The Golden State'
to 'The Cereal State' 'cause it's full of fruits, nuts and flakes.

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko

The call went out from a Hollywood Director for actors to participate in a movie about famous Composers; Schwarzenegger called and said "I'll be Bach"

allmotor · 06-10-2010, 10:51 AM

Wanna hear a dirty joke? 3 white horses fell into a mud puddle

brandotron · 06-10-2010, 10:57 AM

What the French, Toast?

Greg Norris · 06-10-2010, 11:06 PM

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

a little boy fell in the mud

wanna hear a clean joke?

he took a bath with bubbles

wanna hear a sick joke?

bubbles was the boy next door.

WadeWilson · 12-22-2010, 09:37 PM

for Greg Norris

Greg Norris · 01-05-2011, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

for Greg Norris

a guy goes to the store and buys a couple pizzas, a pack of beer, some pop tarts and a cheap movie.

at the register, the young woman ringing up the items looks at his stuff and then back to him and says "single, huh?"

To which he replies "yeah, how'd you know?"

She said "Cus you are ugly."

WadeWilson · 01-05-2011, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Norris

a guy goes to the store and buys a couple pizzas, a pack of beer, some pop tarts and a cheap movie.

at the register, the young woman ringing up the items looks at his stuff and then back to him and says "single, huh?"

To which he replies "yeah, how'd you know?"

She said "Cus you are ugly."

PB3 · 01-05-2011, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Norris

a guy goes to the store and buys a couple pizzas, a pack of beer, some pop tarts and a cheap movie.

at the register, the young woman ringing up the items looks at his stuff and then back to him and says "single, huh?"

To which he replies "yeah, how'd you know?"

She said "Cus you are ugly."

LOL

2ndgenz28 · 01-05-2011, 11:23 PM

What do you call it when a whipped man carries his woman’s purse?

Weekly Visitation [That’s where she keeps his balls.]

2010 SSRS · 01-05-2011, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

What do you call it when a whipped man carries his woman’s purse?

Weekly Visitation [That’s where she keeps his balls.]

Ivas · 01-06-2011, 01:53 PM

Hmm, I wonder how long this thread will go before it gets quashed?

The Reaper · 01-06-2011, 02:14 PM

Why was the tooth brush invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.

PB3 · 01-06-2011, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Reaper

Why was the tooth brush invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.

LMAO! It hurts to even type this.

Ivas · 01-06-2011, 03:47 PM

A woman is being interviewed for a job.

"Young lady," says the boss, "do you think you are capable of driving a taxi?"

"Sir," replies the woman, "I come from a long line of truck drivers."

"Miss," says the boss, "we want to know of your job skills, not your carnal pleasures."

06-10-2010, 10:49 AM	#1
rmnc3r Drives: me up the wall. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Lakewood, CA Posts: 471	Humorous Pejoratives Hey! Looking for some funnies to add to my repertoire; Preferably short ones. All in good fun now, no (serious) offense intended. I'll start: Why do New Yorkers have an attitude? 'cause New Jersey is the 'Light at the end of the Tunnel' California should change it's moniker from 'The Golden State' to 'The Cereal State' 'cause it's full of fruits, nuts and flakes. What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko The call went out from a Hollywood Director for actors to participate in a movie about famous Composers; Schwarzenegger called and said "I'll be Bach"

06-10-2010, 10:51 AM	#2
allmotor movin' down the motorway Drives: Summiit White 2SS/RS/M6 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Palmetto Fl and Peabody MA Posts: 740	Wanna hear a dirty joke? 3 white horses fell into a mud puddle __________________ 417 stroker - Florida Speed and Power

06-10-2010, 10:57 AM	#3
brandotron I am the internets. Drives: dangerously Join Date: May 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA Posts: 12,571 View My Garage	What the French, Toast? __________________

01-06-2011, 02:14 PM	#12
The Reaper Founding Member of CTCC Drives: 2010 2SS RS RJT w/Silver Stripes Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 709 View My Garage	Why was the tooth brush invented in West Virginia? Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush. __________________ It's not how big your motor is, it's how well you shift it !!

01-06-2011, 03:47 PM	#14
Ivas el Ruco Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Fontana, CA Posts: 7,388	Can she handle it? A woman is being interviewed for a job. "Young lady," says the boss, "do you think you are capable of driving a taxi?" "Sir," replies the woman, "I come from a long line of truck drivers." "Miss," says the boss, "we want to know of your job skills, not your carnal pleasures."

06-10-2010, 11:06 PM	#4
Greg Norris I'm Greg Norris. Drives: your mom wild Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: right behind you Posts: 72	Wanna hear a dirty joke? a little boy fell in the mud wanna hear a clean joke? he took a bath with bubbles wanna hear a sick joke? bubbles was the boy next door.

12-22-2010, 09:37 PM	#5
WadeWilson How U Doin? Drives: 2014 CTS-V Coupe Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Californication Posts: 24,156 View My Garage	for Greg Norris

01-05-2011, 11:23 PM	#9
2ndgenz28 Thread Killer Drives: All Black Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NWO Toledo Area Posts: 4,720	What do you call it when a whipped man carries his woman’s purse? Weekly Visitation [That’s where she keeps his balls.]

01-06-2011, 01:53 PM	#11
Ivas el Ruco Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Fontana, CA Posts: 7,388	Hmm, I wonder how long this thread will go before it gets quashed?