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Ishin · 08-06-2014, 11:53 PM

I was bored and wondered if I could do an emoticon story. This is for laughs, just to see if I could.

I was home late one night from work when I saw blocking roads off near Emory.

The were also in the streets. Immediately I was like straight to the house. Once there I turned the TV on, grabbed some and . was all over the news saying but they said they had breaking news with . But the news people at CNN were like and , they said to let the Gov. take care of everything. That even though we were getting our beat, . I switched to FOX and they were like and at everyone on air. They said that had locked their borders and we were . So I went to my computer and hit , next thing I know I'm like. This was not good. On there was lots of talk, but everyone was like , but no one had any. I posted some pictures I found online, but then people were , because I had posted in the and was warned that I might get a if I didn't and follow the
I was very and was , I actually thought maybe I was . Then after a while I got so I began to at what this meant. No more Sunday leaving broke down Mustangs on side of the road while at other . I decided I need to get some that way we would have a better chance. We built a around my house then we then ate and played . A traveling stopped by, he was selling and , so we came to a . I decided I would not , I would. So I grabbed some weapons and mounted my horse but he wasn't a war horse. So when I tried to go attack he . So deciding on a different vehicle I jumped in and went looking for a . I was soon stopped by a . He warned me that if someone bites you is your only answer. He mentioned that something happened at Emory and I was like no way.... When I continued my search I came across some guys that wanted to me for my car, but I Fbodfather and those were like you rock
I saw lots of emergency crews out people, people were all over each other. People kept into me over and over. They were like nothings wrong, but I knew better. Then I saw them, a whole group of and I was like nope nope nope I'm and made like a . The whole way home I was like , everywhere I turned I saw the . I decided I was not going to end up . Once I got home I the doors, put some cloths in the and took a . I heard flying all night long, because I couldn't , So I jumped back on the and found out some new equipment for soldiers was helping win the war against the infected. I and because everything was going to be a ok. Until my screaming wanted to know where I was since it was after 9am. I myself and went back to the old of life.

Supreme Leader · 08-07-2014, 12:25 AM

Haha u got too much time on your hands..

Gilly Monster · 08-07-2014, 12:29 AM

Please give me my 5 drunken minutes back that it took to decipher this. ..

RobertRS · 08-07-2014, 01:15 AM

Tonight's Mindless Limerick

There once was a guy with dinero
Who bought him a real cool Camaro
But did not want the coupe
As it caused him to stoop
When he drove it while wearing sombrero
So he purchased a vert
With a bowtie insert
As it gave him the space that he needed
While wearing his hat
That he wore as he sat
In the car that he desperately needed
But it didn't take long
Till he knew he was wrong
For the reason he bought this Camaro
Because as he sped fast
He forgot of the blast
Of strong wind that blew off his sombrero.

Supreme Leader · 08-07-2014, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertRS

Tonight's Mindless Limerick

There once was a guy with dinero
Who bought him a real cool Camaro
But did not want the coupe
As it caused him to stoop
When he drove it while wearing sombrero
So he purchased a vert
With a bowtie insert
As it gave him the space that he needed
While wearing his hat
That he wore as he sat
In the car that he desperately needed
But it didn't take long
Till he knew he was wrong
For the reason he bought this Camaro
Because as he sped fast
He forgot of the blast
Of strong wind that blew off his sombrero.

That is good. Did you make it up??

RobertRS · 08-07-2014, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Leader

That is good. Did you make it up??

On the spot. I've written lots over the years. Sort of a hobby. Albeit a bit twisted.

thkfast · 08-07-2014, 03:12 AM

Very creative!

08-06-2014, 11:53 PM	#1
Ishin Drives: 2012 Camaro 1LT RS Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Atlanta Ga Posts: 205	smilies story I was bored and wondered if I could do an emoticon story. This is for laughs, just to see if I could. I was home late one night from work when I saw blocking roads off near Emory. The were also in the streets. Immediately I was like straight to the house. Once there I turned the TV on, grabbed some and . was all over the news saying but they said they had breaking news with . But the news people at CNN were like and , they said to let the Gov. take care of everything. That even though we were getting our beat, . I switched to FOX and they were like and at everyone on air. They said that had locked their borders and we were . So I went to my computer and hit , next thing I know I'm like. This was not good. On there was lots of talk, but everyone was like , but no one had any. I posted some pictures I found online, but then people were , because I had posted in the and was warned that I might get a if I didn't and follow the I was very and was , I actually thought maybe I was . Then after a while I got so I began to at what this meant. No more Sunday leaving broke down Mustangs on side of the road while at other . I decided I need to get some that way we would have a better chance. We built a around my house then we then ate and played . A traveling stopped by, he was selling and , so we came to a . I decided I would not , I would. So I grabbed some weapons and mounted my horse but he wasn't a war horse. So when I tried to go attack he . So deciding on a different vehicle I jumped in and went looking for a . I was soon stopped by a . He warned me that if someone bites you is your only answer. He mentioned that something happened at Emory and I was like no way.... When I continued my search I came across some guys that wanted to me for my car, but I Fbodfather and those were like you rock I saw lots of emergency crews out people, people were all over each other. People kept into me over and over. They were like nothings wrong, but I knew better. Then I saw them, a whole group of and I was like nope nope nope I'm and made like a . The whole way home I was like , everywhere I turned I saw the . I decided I was not going to end up . Once I got home I the doors, put some cloths in the and took a . I heard flying all night long, because I couldn't , So I jumped back on the and found out some new equipment for soldiers was helping win the war against the infected. I and because everything was going to be a ok. Until my screaming wanted to know where I was since it was after 9am. I myself and went back to the old of life.

08-07-2014, 03:12 AM	#7
thkfast Drives: '14 Red 2SS/RS/LS3 Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cedar Rapids, IA Posts: 692	Very creative! __________________ 2014 Red Hot 2SS/RS/M6/NPP/Shifter/Nav/Roof/SilverRallyStripes/Airaid intake/GM StrutTowerBrace/50%-35%tint

08-07-2014, 12:25 AM	#2
Supreme Leader Account Suspended Drives: MANual Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Cape Girardeau Posts: 505	Haha u got too much time on your hands..

08-07-2014, 12:29 AM	#3
Gilly Monster Drives: '14 2SS/RS Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Florida Posts: 46	Please give me my 5 drunken minutes back that it took to decipher this. ..

08-07-2014, 01:15 AM	#4
RobertRS Drives: 2014 2SS L99 Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Corpus Christi Texas Posts: 1,320	Tonight's Mindless Limerick There once was a guy with dinero Who bought him a real cool Camaro But did not want the coupe As it caused him to stoop When he drove it while wearing sombrero So he purchased a vert With a bowtie insert As it gave him the space that he needed While wearing his hat That he wore as he sat In the car that he desperately needed But it didn't take long Till he knew he was wrong For the reason he bought this Camaro Because as he sped fast He forgot of the blast Of strong wind that blew off his sombrero.