10-13-2007, 08:28 PM | #1 | ||
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A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said, "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said, "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
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10-13-2007, 08:35 PM | #2 |
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Lol. Smart girl to be honest.
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10-13-2007, 09:45 PM | #3 |
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LMAO!!!!
Oh, crap! An "extention" of my family are Ford-bent....I've gotta tell them that! |
10-13-2007, 10:24 PM | #4 |
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Good one. ...lol
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10-14-2007, 02:07 AM | #5 | |
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10-14-2007, 11:43 AM | #6 |
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Thats awesome, my brother would get a kick out of it
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10-14-2007, 02:05 PM | #7 | ||
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Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust. If it wasn't for Fords, our tools would rust.
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WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS MORE AERODYNAMIC?
So they will save the Chevy gas when the Chevy tows them away.
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FORD ACRONYMS:
Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords Factory Ordered Road Disaster Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Fixed On Race Day Ford Owner Really Dumb For Only Retarded Drivers Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy Found On Russian Dump For Off Road Death Freaking Only Runs Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Freaking Old Rusted Dodge Frigin Oakies Really Dig it Funky Old Road Dog Found On Roadside's Destroyed Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge Found Old Rebuilt Dodge Forget OutRunning Dale Found On Railroad Deserted Found On Railroad Dead Fools Only Read Directions First On Repair Dolly Favorite Of Redneck Drivers Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge Fast Only Rolling Downhill Found On Russian Dump Forfiet On Race Day Found On River Dead Failure Of Research & Development This is your brain "CHEVY", this is your brain on drugs "FORD" Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest. Tom: My parents just bought me a Ford Mustang. Jim: So what did you do to them to tick them off? Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare. Next time some Fordnatic claims Ford means "First on race day" remind them that anything could be fast if a team of mechanics worked on it all week so it would last long enough to run a race before needing another weeks work. WHAT DID THE CHEVY SAY TO THE FORD? Would you like a tow home? SPEED KILLS DRIVE A FORD LIVE FOR EVER I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford! HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A PINTO? Fill it with gas! Ford Escort Me To A Chevrolet Dealer. Have you outdriven a Ford lately? From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? To push his F-150 back into the shop WHY DIDN'T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? His F-150 got stuck The people who say they would rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy usually do. A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SPEED LIMIT SIGNS? MAXIMUM SPEED LIMIT ------65 MILES PER HR. FORDS DO THE BEST YOU CAN WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORD AND A SHOPPING CART? A shopping cart sure is a lot easier to push That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory! I was driving my Ford truck down the road, When I realized it was gonna explode. The Ford motor blew up in my face, So I put a Chevy motor in it's place. I drove that truck 'till the body panels rusted away, But that old Chevy motor still runs to this day! Ford...At least they circled the problem. Here I sit broken hearted Wishing that my Ford would have started But it didn't so that's a wrap So I think I'll shoot that piece of crap
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10-14-2007, 03:41 PM | #10 |
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FORD: at least they circled the problem, and This is your brain: Chevy; this is your brain on drugs: Ford Thanks for these Camarospike... |
10-14-2007, 11:40 PM | #11 |
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Ford...at least they circled the problem...
HAHAHA!!!! By far the best! Those were hilarious! |
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04-07-2009, 03:34 PM | #13 |
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HA HA HA they circled the problem..... hahahaha
FREAKING ONLY RUNS DOWNHILL FTW LMAO
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