The "New and Improved" "Where is Shunt/Fbodfather?" Thread... - Page 8 - Camaro5 Chevy Camaro Forum / Camaro ZL1, SS and V6 Forums

2KZ28_For_Now · 08-06-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fbodfather

No!!!! a VEE ARE UN!!!! A VEE ARE UN!!! A Coffette!!!

Oops, got it. A ZR1.

shank0668 · 08-06-2008, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinK

cobalt reflection

*KILLER74Z28* · 08-06-2008, 07:48 PM

Oh it gets better with every post...

RCowan · 08-06-2008, 08:33 PM

Somewhere in a very lonely place in the desert....

A lone wolf howls...

The wind whistles softly...

A well dressed man gets out of the driver's seat of a black sedan with no plates... he slowly walks to the back and opens the trunk...

He looks down at the sad, bent, bound, bruised, and tired thing that is now Fbodfather and says with a satisfied grin:

"Hola muchacho. Ahora si me vas a decir todo lo que sabes de tu nuevo carrito, o nunca vas a ver a tu amigo Shunt, jamas."

Fbodfather--"?What?"

He slaps poor Fbodfather, grabs him by the shirt, pulls him close, face to face and screams "!HABLA, MALDITO!"

Fbodfather looks him the eye and says defiantly. "I don't know who you're with, but I'll never tell you anything. And remember, don't pass judgement until you have seen the car IN PERSON"

The mans shoves him back down and screams "!TE ODIO!"

*BONK* *BONK* *BONQUITO*

Trunk slams shut.

Fbodfather clutches the small piece of rope that is the last thing he has of his beloved friend, Shunt, and wishes this was all a bad dream as the car cruises on to parts unknown...................

pinkcamaro10 · 08-06-2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RCowan

Somewhere in a very lonely place in the desert....

A lone wolf howls...

The wind whistles softly...

A well dressed man gets out of the driver's seat of a black sedan with no plates... he slowly walks to the back and opens the trunk...

He looks down at the sad, bent, bound, bruised, and tired thing that is now Fbodfather and says with a satisfied grin:

"Hola muchacho. Ahora si me vas a decir todo lo que sabes de tu nuevo carrito, o nunca vas a ver a tu amigo Shunt, jamas."
Hello boy. Now you are going to say everything to me what you know of the car, or are never going to see your friend Shunt, never

Fbodfather--"?What?"

He slaps poor Fbodfather, grabs him by the shirt, pulls him close, face to face and screams "!HABLA, MALDITO!"

Fbodfather looks him the eye and says defiantly. "I don't know who you're with, but I'll never tell you anything. And remember, don't pass judgement until you have seen the car IN PERSON"

The mans shoves him back down and screams "!TE ODIO!"

*BONK* *BONK* *BONQUITO*

Trunk slams shut.

Fbodfather clutches the small piece of rope that is the last thing he has of his beloved friend, Shunt, and wishes this was all a bad dream as the car cruises on to parts unknown...................

getting very interesting.

2KZ28_For_Now · 08-06-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pinkcamaro10

getting very interesting.

And, we finally have our translator back!

pinkcamaro10 · 08-07-2008, 02:29 PM

aww.. Glad i was missed

ChrisL · 08-07-2008, 03:30 PM

Shunt got out... Fbodfather is missing. Last seen standing near the front this contruction truck. Screaming was heard, then silence. Oh the horror. Could it be Shunt squished Fbodfather?

theholycow · 08-07-2008, 04:39 PM

That thing is cool. Can I get a Camaro equipped like that? 6' tall tires, a few dozen tons curb weight, articulating body/frame, and ground engaging equipment?

RCowan · 08-07-2008, 08:28 PM

Meanwhile behind the facade of an innocent looking outcrop of nopales...

A camera's lens whirrs as it changes focus following the black sedan as it rolls away.

"Get the quadrant 3 suburbans out there NOW!" screams an agent. "They've got Fbodfather in the trunk!"

Unbeknownst to him our evil-doer had chosen to stop and chat with Fbodfather on the edge of GM's super-secret underground hot-weather testing facility known only as Area WU8.

"What luck. I thought we had lost them for good after they split them up and ditched the Corvette" said the agent. "What did he say, agent 28?"

"He says we'll never see Shunt again if Fbodfather doesn't deliver all the details about the new Camaro!" replied agent 28. "He looks pretty roughed up. Do you think he'll talk?"

"Hah" chuckled the agent. "Fbodfather will have him telling him his life story before this is over. Have you ever seen his work with a 2X4? Brutal! They must have bound him pretty well because if he gets his hands on the tire iron in that thing, end of story. We won't even have a chance to interrogate the guy."

A small dust cloud escapes from a nearby hillside as a door opens and 2 unmarked black suburbans emerge in pursuit of their objective....

"It's only a matter of time now, agent 28. The world won't know about your special project until its time and the pieces of Shunt's rope will soon be united again. Now we have seen the face of their captor. We should have known."

"Yeah. He won't be the king anymore once this is all over. Who would have thought he'd turn bad after the end of the 4th gen? Killing it off must have really pushed him to the edge to make him crazy enough to even try something like this. What can he expect to gain now?" said agent 28.

"Well he's just going to have to live with the fact that he won't be the top dog anymore. Did you ever think you'd speak that name again, agent 28?"

"No, but I don't think he'll ever really go away" he replied.

The agent stared into the monitor watching the sedan shrink to a tiny black spot. "No, he wont." said the agent. "His power is strong. Whatever happens now the world will always know the name of EL ES JUAN."

Camaro Lives On · 08-07-2008, 09:08 PM

^Very clever... you had me thinkin' that MIB was about to show up there for a second

2KZ28_For_Now · 08-07-2008, 10:50 PM

"K! Have you ever 'flashy-thingied' me!!?

K: "No."

"I ain't playin' with you, K! DID YOU EVER 'flashy thingie' me!?!?!?"

K: "No."

MIB

shank0668 · 08-07-2008, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2KZ28_For_Now

"K! Have you ever 'flashy-thingied' me!!?

K: "No."

"I ain't playin' with you, K! DID YOU EVER 'flashy thingie' me!?!?!?"

K: "No."

MIB

what?

2KZ28_For_Now · 08-07-2008, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pinkcamaro10

aww.. Glad i was missed

Of course, you were missed!

Now, we could use some help discovering the identity of "Juan."

08-06-2008, 07:48 PM	#101
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08-07-2008, 02:29 PM	#105
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08-07-2008, 03:30 PM	#106
ChrisL Drives: 2000 Firehawk #295 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Orange Co, NY Posts: 101	Shunt got out... Fbodfather is missing. Last seen standing near the front this contruction truck. Screaming was heard, then silence. Oh the horror. Could it be Shunt squished Fbodfather? __________________ My fleet - His - 2000 Firehawk #295 Hers - 2004 GTO Boys - 2008 Yukon XL Denali

08-07-2008, 09:08 PM	#109
Camaro Lives On Force RECON Drives: 2005 Saab 9-5 2.3T Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Terre Haute, IN Posts: 1,687 View My Garage	^Very clever... you had me thinkin' that MIB was about to show up there for a second __________________

08-07-2008, 10:50 PM	#110
2KZ28_For_Now SS Shotgun Ride?!??! :-) Drives: 2000 Z28 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,549	"K! Have you ever 'flashy-thingied' me!!? K: "No." "I ain't playin' with you, K! DID YOU EVER 'flashy thingie' me!?!?!?" K: "No." MIB __________________ LT LS RS SS LS3 LSA-Z28 (Skip the body kit)

08-06-2008, 08:33 PM	#102
RCowan Drives: 2013 2SS/RS Join Date: May 2008 Location: H-town Posts: 156	Somewhere in a very lonely place in the desert.... A lone wolf howls... The wind whistles softly... A well dressed man gets out of the driver's seat of a black sedan with no plates... he slowly walks to the back and opens the trunk... He looks down at the sad, bent, bound, bruised, and tired thing that is now Fbodfather and says with a satisfied grin: "Hola muchacho. Ahora si me vas a decir todo lo que sabes de tu nuevo carrito, o nunca vas a ver a tu amigo Shunt, jamas." Fbodfather--"?What?" He slaps poor Fbodfather, grabs him by the shirt, pulls him close, face to face and screams "!HABLA, MALDITO!" Fbodfather looks him the eye and says defiantly. "I don't know who you're with, but I'll never tell you anything. And remember, don't pass judgement until you have seen the car IN PERSON" The mans shoves him back down and screams "!TE ODIO!" BONK BONK BONQUITO Trunk slams shut. Fbodfather clutches the small piece of rope that is the last thing he has of his beloved friend, Shunt, and wishes this was all a bad dream as the car cruises on to parts unknown...................

08-07-2008, 08:28 PM	#108
RCowan Drives: 2013 2SS/RS Join Date: May 2008 Location: H-town Posts: 156	*Meanwhile behind the facade of an innocent looking outcrop of nopales...* A camera's lens whirrs as it changes focus following the black sedan as it rolls away. "Get the quadrant 3 suburbans out there NOW!" screams an agent. "They've got Fbodfather in the trunk!" Unbeknownst to him our evil-doer had chosen to stop and chat with Fbodfather on the edge of GM's super-secret underground hot-weather testing facility known only as Area WU8. "What luck. I thought we had lost them for good after they split them up and ditched the Corvette" said the agent. "What did he say, agent 28?" "He says we'll never see Shunt again if Fbodfather doesn't deliver all the details about the new Camaro!" replied agent 28. "He looks pretty roughed up. Do you think he'll talk?" "Hah" chuckled the agent. "Fbodfather will have him telling him his life story before this is over. Have you ever seen his work with a 2X4? Brutal! They must have bound him pretty well because if he gets his hands on the tire iron in that thing, end of story. We won't even have a chance to interrogate the guy." A small dust cloud escapes from a nearby hillside as a door opens and 2 unmarked black suburbans emerge in pursuit of their objective.... "It's only a matter of time now, agent 28. The world won't know about your special project until its time and the pieces of Shunt's rope will soon be united again. Now we have seen the face of their captor. We should have known." "Yeah. He won't be the king anymore once this is all over. Who would have thought he'd turn bad after the end of the 4th gen? Killing it off must have really pushed him to the edge to make him crazy enough to even try something like this. What can he expect to gain now?" said agent 28. "Well he's just going to have to live with the fact that he won't be the top dog anymore. Did you ever think you'd speak that name again, agent 28?" "No, but I don't think he'll ever really go away" he replied. The agent stared into the monitor watching the sedan shrink to a tiny black spot. "No, he wont." said the agent. "His power is strong. Whatever happens now the world will always know the name of *EL ES JUAN*."