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12-28-2008, 05:01 AM
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Jokes by CamaroSpike23. (Merged)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food
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12-28-2008, 05:07 AM
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Aint it the truth......aint it the truth!
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12-28-2008, 11:58 AM
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    He speaks the truth!!
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12-28-2008, 12:42 PM
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yep... so true.
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12-28-2008, 01:21 PM
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Love's to Detail
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I FAIL!!!:(
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12-28-2008, 02:18 PM
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12-28-2008, 03:27 PM
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just can't seem to leave
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so that's what i'm doing wrong!
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12-28-2008, 04:56 PM
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To the OP, after reading that list, I'm amazed I still have a girlfriend.
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12-28-2008, 06:46 PM
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If i had to think of someone that would have made a thread like this i would say camarospike, and so it was, That is VERY TRUE, Im also lacking 48, I feel like a failure to my girlfriend after reading this, But you can add some to the guys as well hahaha, but 1 and 2 are the most important ones.
I really can't think of at least 1 to take out of the list that won't be super important, geeze... Truth enforcer?? Truth Hurts!!!! How many people do you make cry each day camarospike?
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I average about 17 or so a day...
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12-28-2008, 07:20 PM
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i was aiming at 13 or 14 average.
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12-28-2008, 07:32 PM
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 I can't bear to see the average on valentines day.
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