What's your best joke? - Camaro5 Chevy Camaro Forum / Camaro ZL1, SS and V6 Forums

=Stephens= · 03-14-2011, 07:27 PM

It could be an actual joke or a practical joke.

I'll start...

Did you hear Oprah Winfrey got busted for drugs?

They pulled her pants down and found 800 pounds of crack!

(If moderators find this inappropriate, I apologize and you can delete or edit this out)

The Project · 03-14-2011, 07:43 PM

What is the jewish dilema........"FREE Pork"

LS3SuperSport · 03-14-2011, 07:49 PM

Why do midgets always laugh when they're running?....cause the grass tickles their balls

wrbear · 03-14-2011, 07:55 PM

What do the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet tissue have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

RAYSRT8 · 03-14-2011, 07:57 PM

Two teachers take their elementary classes on a field trip to the race track and it was time for a bathroom break. The teachers stood outside the restroom doors and the boys walked in and quickly back out of the restroom. The teacher outside asked them what was the matter and they all stated they could not reach the urinals, so the teacher made a decision to go in and help them out by lifting them up to the urinals. Finally one came along that was a little taller than the rest and she looked at him and said oh my you must be a 4th grader. After he was done he said Thanks Lady, but I am actually riding Thunderbolt in the next race...

The_cartoonist_88 · 03-14-2011, 08:14 PM

we start off with wife who decided that for her husbands bday she would take him to a strip club. At the door the bouncer say "oh hey whats up frank" and the wife precedes to get a little questioning her husband on how the bouncer knew him his answer was "Oh we bowl together". They go on to find a seat and as they take their seat a waitress says "hey frank heres your usual" and the wife starts getting agitated and asks "How does she know you" he pauses......"well she's a waitress at the bowling alley" and then right after that a stripper walks up and says "Hey frank im ready when you are".....Now the wife is really pissed as she storms out the husband chases after her trying to stop her from leaving as she gets in a cab, he precedes to get in as well. The wife is yelling "I can not believe that you come to this place of filth blah, blah, blah" the cab driver turns around and say "Damn frank you gotta real b!^$%# one tonight". lol

=Stephens= · 03-14-2011, 10:22 PM

Good one Cartoonist

WOLFINN_2SS · 03-14-2011, 10:23 PM

A Texas Aggie moved to Oklahoma and increased the IQ in both states.

Hook'em Horns!

Mr Twisty · 03-14-2011, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WOLFINN_2SS

A Texas Aggie moved to Oklahoma and increased the IQ in both states.

Hook'em Horns!

I wanted to marry a Texas virgin when I was a young man, my dad wouldn't let me.
"How come?" I asked him.

He told me, "If she ain't good enough for her brothers, she DANG sure ain't good enough for you!"

=Stephens= · 03-14-2011, 11:31 PM

Here's a religious one...

What did jesus say when he was hanging on the cross?

Well, this is one hell of a way to spend my easter vacation.

SSOOCH · 03-14-2011, 11:49 PM

A papa bull and a son bull sitting atop a grassy knoll over looking a herd of gerties...

The son bull says "Hey Dad, let's run down there and **** one of those cows"!!

The Papa Bull says "No Son, let's walk down... **** THEM ALL"!!!

Synerbee · 03-15-2011, 12:22 AM

There were two waffles in a toaster.
One waffle says "its hot in here"
the other says "hey, a talking waffle."

Stupidest joke

*Milk 1027* · 03-15-2011, 12:49 AM

Just before this goes any further, we had to delete a thread like this before, and many people got upset.
Please keep the lewd and rude comments or jokes from here.

=Stephens= · 03-15-2011, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milk 1027

Just before this goes any further, we had to delete a thread like this before, and many people got upset.
Please keep the lewd and rude comments or jokes from here.

Point well taken. I will keep em "PG"

Do you know what all Mustang owners want for Christmas?

A Camaro.

03-14-2011, 07:27 PM	#1
=Stephens= Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Kearney, Nebraska Posts: 3,541 View My Garage	What's your best joke? It could be an actual joke or a practical joke. I'll start... Did you hear Oprah Winfrey got busted for drugs? They pulled her pants down and found 800 pounds of crack! (If moderators find this inappropriate, I apologize and you can delete or edit this out)

03-14-2011, 07:43 PM	#2
The Project Don't Mess with the Zohan Drives: 89 IROC Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: West of Toronto Posts: 160	What is the jewish dilema........"FREE Pork" __________________ "Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you."

03-14-2011, 07:57 PM	#5
RAYSRT8 Drives: 2011 Challenger SRT8 6.4L 392 Hemi Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Smyrna, TN Posts: 778 View My Garage	Two teachers take their elementary classes on a field trip to the race track and it was time for a bathroom break. The teachers stood outside the restroom doors and the boys walked in and quickly back out of the restroom. The teacher outside asked them what was the matter and they all stated they could not reach the urinals, so the teacher made a decision to go in and help them out by lifting them up to the urinals. Finally one came along that was a little taller than the rest and she looked at him and said oh my you must be a 4th grader. After he was done he said Thanks Lady, but I am actually riding Thunderbolt in the next race... __________________ 2011 Stock 6.4L 392 Hemi Challenger Flowmaster American Thunder Series Cat Back Camaro parts for sale: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152474

03-14-2011, 08:14 PM	#6
The_cartoonist_88 Turbine Cowboy Drives: 2010 Yellow 2LT Camaro Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Newcastle, ok Posts: 351	we start off with wife who decided that for her husbands bday she would take him to a strip club. At the door the bouncer say "oh hey whats up frank" and the wife precedes to get a little questioning her husband on how the bouncer knew him his answer was "Oh we bowl together". They go on to find a seat and as they take their seat a waitress says "hey frank heres your usual" and the wife starts getting agitated and asks "How does she know you" he pauses......"well she's a waitress at the bowling alley" and then right after that a stripper walks up and says "Hey frank im ready when you are".....Now the wife is really pissed as she storms out the husband chases after her trying to stop her from leaving as she gets in a cab, he precedes to get in as well. The wife is yelling "I can not believe that you come to this place of filth blah, blah, blah" the cab driver turns around and say "Damn frank you gotta real b!^$%# one tonight". lol __________________ 2010 YELLOW 2LT

03-14-2011, 10:23 PM	#8
WOLFINN_2SS Wuf! Wuf! Low Growl Drives: 2011 2SS/RS M6 IBM/S HUD SR ATAK Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: The Country of Texas Posts: 1,182	A Texas Aggie moved to Oklahoma and increased the IQ in both states. Hook'em Horns! __________________ Run with the C5 Pack!! Semper Fi ! Drive, Drive, Drive!! :flag2:

03-14-2011, 07:49 PM	#3
LS3SuperSport HotRod Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS M6 Black/IO Int. Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: N.S. Canada Posts: 582	Why do midgets always laugh when they're running?....cause the grass tickles their balls

03-14-2011, 07:55 PM	#4
wrbear Banned Drives: 2010, 2SS, IOM/CGM Stripes, 4/24/10 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Houston,TX Posts: 841	What do the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet tissue have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

03-14-2011, 10:22 PM	#7
=Stephens= Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Kearney, Nebraska Posts: 3,541 View My Garage	Good one Cartoonist

03-14-2011, 11:31 PM	#10
=Stephens= Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Kearney, Nebraska Posts: 3,541 View My Garage	Here's a religious one... What did jesus say when he was hanging on the cross? Well, this is one hell of a way to spend my easter vacation.

03-14-2011, 11:49 PM	#11
SSOOCH Camaro SL,UTs Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS #16429 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Jordan, UT Posts: 7,358 View My Garage	A papa bull and a son bull sitting atop a grassy knoll over looking a herd of gerties... The son bull says "Hey Dad, let's run down there and ** one of those cows"!! The Papa Bull says "No Son, let's walk down... ** THEM ALL"!!! __________________

03-15-2011, 12:22 AM	#12
Synerbee SoCal Headturners Drives: 2010 SGM Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Anaheim Hills, California Posts: 5,788	There were two waffles in a toaster. One waffle says "its hot in here" the other says "hey, a talking waffle." Stupidest joke

03-15-2011, 12:49 AM	#13
Milk 1027 Camaro➎ moderator Drives: '13 BLK 1LE Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 13,567 View My Garage	Just before this goes any further, we had to delete a thread like this before, and many people got upset. Please keep the lewd and rude comments or jokes from here. __________________

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