03-27-2011, 06:20 PM | #1 |
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What would YOU do with 200 lbs. of meat?
I am curious about how to proceed when faced with the dilemma of conclusively disposing of a mammalian carcass weighing in excess of two hundred pounds.
This is all hypothetical of course. Let's say that this carcass was still fresh, relatively speaking. And traces of its deposition were undesirable, for sentimental reasons, of course; would butchering it into smaller pieces, distressing as that might be, again for sentimental reasons, of course, facilitate the decomposition of the whole, if it were to be covered in quicklime? How long would it take for such a mass of flesh and bone to dissolve tracelessly into the soil of its burial? What if this creature, let's call it a sow for the purposes of discussion, had hairpins, cheap jewelry, or any other metallic accoutrements with which pigs might be associated? Would the quicklime get rid of them too? |
03-27-2011, 06:22 PM | #2 |
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wtf
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03-27-2011, 06:28 PM | #3 |
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I have a man I go to for this sort of thing. HEY BRICK TOP!!!
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03-27-2011, 08:31 PM | #4 |
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HAVE A BBQ!!!
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03-27-2011, 09:02 PM | #5 |
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have keg party cookouts all summer
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03-27-2011, 09:18 PM | #6 |
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I find this topic rather disturbing.
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03-27-2011, 09:37 PM | #7 |
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Put it in the trunk?
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03-27-2011, 09:48 PM | #8 |
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I think the op needs his head examined.
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03-27-2011, 10:33 PM | #9 |
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the only thing that weighs only a couple hundred pounds that I'd ever eat is a sheep, or a deer.
sooooo....I'd say don't eat it. Last edited by Big Brunsy; 03-28-2011 at 08:11 AM. |
03-27-2011, 10:39 PM | #10 |
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hmmm I see the authorities coming to your house soon...
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03-27-2011, 10:45 PM | #11 |
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disturbing yet interesting im curious as to where this "hypothetical" scenario leads too
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03-27-2011, 10:50 PM | #12 |
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ROFL!!! i love Snatch!!!....the movie of course lol all though i do.... oops gotta keep it PG lol
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03-28-2011, 12:39 AM | #13 |
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Well...I learned from Deadwood and Mr. Wu...that pigs are very good for this purpose.
Also, Dexter shows some very interesting ways of disposing of 200 pound criminals...errr...meat.
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03-28-2011, 12:48 AM | #14 |
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there's someone about a mile from me that the whole family killed their grandfather, stuck him in the freezer and were gradually feeding him to the dogs. The cops looked everywhere for the guy, didn't find him til the power was cut off to the house.... Its some messed up stuff!
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