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RGRCamaro · 03-24-2015, 02:36 PM

And his father had control of a death star

Spartan01 · 03-24-2015, 02:37 PM

Billy pushed those thoughts aside so he could concentrate on the task at hand- Carving his initials into his leg. The baby aspirin he had recently snorted off the toilet seat at the Greyhound bus station bathroom caused him to bleed even more than usual when carving druidic ruins into his skin.

RGRCamaro · 03-24-2015, 02:45 PM

Suddenly, Neil Patrick Harris, Charlie Sheen, and Dan Bilzerian busted through the door, picked Billy up off of the floor and said, "no time to explain, get in the Delorean"

Spartan01 · 03-24-2015, 02:48 PM

And then Charlie Sheen said "Dude, baby Aspirin is for babies. Have some Tiger Blood."

Spartan01 · 03-24-2015, 02:49 PM

But they forgot to pack extra plutonium for the Flux capacitor

Spartan01 · 03-24-2015, 02:50 PM

NPH, had in fact packed extra plutonium, but when he opened up the cooler, there was nothing except IV bags full of Tiger Blood.

hrpiii · 03-24-2015, 02:52 PM

And it was the wrong Type-AB Neg. Now what, now they have to make a beer run.

hrpiii · 03-24-2015, 02:53 PM

But Billy isn't old enough yet to Drink beer, not in the year of 1994, the year his mother/father had the first operation.

Spartan01 · 03-24-2015, 02:58 PM

Good thing they had a time machine. Too bad that Charlie Sheen had snorted the last of their plutonium. If they used it to go into the future, where Billy was old enough to buy beer, they could never come home. Unless they acquired some more plutonium.

Spartan01 · 03-24-2015, 02:59 PM

Then Charlie grinned and said "Relax. We don't need no stiking plutonium, we have something stronger. The strongest drug ever. That drug is Charlie Sheen, but be careful, or it will melt your face and your children will weep over your corpse."

RGRCamaro · 03-24-2015, 03:10 PM

Charlie then took the entire team to the playboy mansion, but that was short lived as Dan Bilzerian kept throwing the models off of the roof into the pool.

RGRCamaro · 03-24-2015, 03:14 PM

Just as Billy, Charlie, Dan, and Neil were leaving, a joint task force of ATF and FBI agents stormed the grounds...

Spartan01 · 03-24-2015, 03:28 PM

At first Billy was worried, but then the agents ran up to Charlie Sheen, and said "Sire, here is your daily shipment of Cocaine, Meth, Weed, LSD, PcP, Grain Alcohol, and Herpes Medication."
Billy breathed sigh of relief.

Ragnar · 03-24-2015, 03:30 PM

As Billy wiped off his sweaty brow with his tiny hands...

03-24-2015, 02:36 PM	#29
RGRCamaro Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Posts: 538	And his father had control of a death star __________________ 2011 Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 M6 - 672rwhp/581rwtq - 91 octane tune

03-24-2015, 02:37 PM	#30
Spartan01 Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Falls Church, Virginia Posts: 3,600	Billy pushed those thoughts aside so he could concentrate on the task at hand- Carving his initials into his leg. The baby aspirin he had recently snorted off the toilet seat at the Greyhound bus station bathroom caused him to bleed even more than usual when carving druidic ruins into his skin. __________________ "You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln

03-24-2015, 02:45 PM	#31
RGRCamaro Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Posts: 538	Suddenly, Neil Patrick Harris, Charlie Sheen, and Dan Bilzerian busted through the door, picked Billy up off of the floor and said, "no time to explain, get in the Delorean" __________________ 2011 Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 M6 - 672rwhp/581rwtq - 91 octane tune

03-24-2015, 02:48 PM	#32
Spartan01 Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Falls Church, Virginia Posts: 3,600	And then Charlie Sheen said "Dude, baby Aspirin is for babies. Have some Tiger Blood." __________________ "You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln

03-24-2015, 02:49 PM	#33
Spartan01 Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Falls Church, Virginia Posts: 3,600	But they forgot to pack extra plutonium for the Flux capacitor __________________ "You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln

03-24-2015, 02:50 PM	#34
Spartan01 Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Falls Church, Virginia Posts: 3,600	NPH, had in fact packed extra plutonium, but when he opened up the cooler, there was nothing except IV bags full of Tiger Blood. __________________ "You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln

03-24-2015, 02:52 PM	#35
hrpiii AKA "Beefcake" Drives: 2023 ZL1 Sharkskin Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Indy Posts: 8,529	And it was the wrong Type-AB Neg. Now what, now they have to make a beer run.

03-24-2015, 02:53 PM	#36
hrpiii AKA "Beefcake" Drives: 2023 ZL1 Sharkskin Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Indy Posts: 8,529	But Billy isn't old enough yet to Drink beer, not in the year of 1994, the year his mother/father had the first operation.

03-24-2015, 02:58 PM	#37
Spartan01 Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Falls Church, Virginia Posts: 3,600	Good thing they had a time machine. Too bad that Charlie Sheen had snorted the last of their plutonium. If they used it to go into the future, where Billy was old enough to buy beer, they could never come home. Unless they acquired some more plutonium. __________________ "You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln

03-24-2015, 02:59 PM	#38
Spartan01 Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Falls Church, Virginia Posts: 3,600	Then Charlie grinned and said "Relax. We don't need no stiking plutonium, we have something stronger. The strongest drug ever. That drug is Charlie Sheen, but be careful, or it will melt your face and your children will weep over your corpse." __________________ "You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln

03-24-2015, 03:10 PM	#39
RGRCamaro Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Posts: 538	Charlie then took the entire team to the playboy mansion, but that was short lived as Dan Bilzerian kept throwing the models off of the roof into the pool. __________________ 2011 Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 M6 - 672rwhp/581rwtq - 91 octane tune

03-24-2015, 03:14 PM	#40
RGRCamaro Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Posts: 538	Just as Billy, Charlie, Dan, and Neil were leaving, a joint task force of ATF and FBI agents stormed the grounds... __________________ 2011 Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 M6 - 672rwhp/581rwtq - 91 octane tune

03-24-2015, 03:28 PM	#41
Spartan01 Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Falls Church, Virginia Posts: 3,600	At first Billy was worried, but then the agents ran up to Charlie Sheen, and said "Sire, here is your daily shipment of Cocaine, Meth, Weed, LSD, PcP, Grain Alcohol, and Herpes Medication." Billy breathed sigh of relief. __________________ "You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln

03-24-2015, 03:30 PM	#42
Ragnar Destroyed by flooding Drives: Wife's car Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Louisiana Posts: 4,673	As Billy wiped off his sweaty brow with his tiny hands...