04-21-2010, 11:05 PM | #1 |
Nerdy one
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I GOTTA POOP!!! A cautonary tale about the perils of camaro ownership.
So the other day I found myself in need of a good poop, as is a daily custom of mine. Upon entering the bathroom I found I was out of toilet paper, lucky I checked before succumbing to my gastrointestinal desires. So I hopped into my car and ran up to the local market to replenish my supplies. Outside the store someone stopped me, as often happens, to ask about the car. I gave them short polite conversation and continued on my quest. When I came out a guy in a Charger drove up and wanted to talk, then a guy on a Harley... Then the maintenance guy from my old job, (who now thinks I'm a drug dealer, but I digress). In short a 2min store run ends 45mins later with a less than happy sphincter.
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Dave McFly:
Modern cars are awash in “It-goes-to-11” ergonomics. No one asked for it. It’s just in your car because—like black mold or a carjacker with herpes—it can be. SHORT FAT ROUND NINJA |
04-21-2010, 11:07 PM | #2 |
Go Blue!!!!!
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Lmfao
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04-21-2010, 11:13 PM | #3 |
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wow
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04-21-2010, 11:15 PM | #4 |
Track > 1/4 Mile
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HAHA omg
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04-21-2010, 11:16 PM | #5 |
JEFF2010SSMANUAL
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MUCHO COCKA BOY.
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04-21-2010, 11:18 PM | #6 |
Delete this account
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LMAOOO!!!
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04-21-2010, 11:18 PM | #7 |
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FUNNY but way more than i needed to know
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04-21-2010, 11:20 PM | #8 |
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and I thought only Mustang owners were full of $_it.
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04-21-2010, 11:21 PM | #9 |
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thank you for enlightening us on your bowl movements.
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04-21-2010, 11:25 PM | #10 |
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poop in the store!
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04-21-2010, 11:28 PM | #11 |
Pro Hide n Seek Player
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why does that always happen!?!?!? Same at the bar when a girls starts talkin to u is always when u gotta piss
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04-21-2010, 11:29 PM | #12 |
Camaro SL,UTs
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I think I've been topped as the "D*** & Fart" poster on here!!
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04-21-2010, 11:30 PM | #13 |
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one day my love http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83005
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04-21-2010, 11:31 PM | #14 |
Nerdy one
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I learned from the master.
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Dave McFly:
Modern cars are awash in “It-goes-to-11” ergonomics. No one asked for it. It’s just in your car because—like black mold or a carjacker with herpes—it can be. SHORT FAT ROUND NINJA |
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