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Old 04-21-2010, 11:05 PM   #1
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I GOTTA POOP!!! A cautonary tale about the perils of camaro ownership.

So the other day I found myself in need of a good poop, as is a daily custom of mine. Upon entering the bathroom I found I was out of toilet paper, lucky I checked before succumbing to my gastrointestinal desires. So I hopped into my car and ran up to the local market to replenish my supplies. Outside the store someone stopped me, as often happens, to ask about the car. I gave them short polite conversation and continued on my quest. When I came out a guy in a Charger drove up and wanted to talk, then a guy on a Harley... Then the maintenance guy from my old job, (who now thinks I'm a drug dealer, but I digress). In short a 2min store run ends 45mins later with a less than happy sphincter.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:07 PM   #2
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:13 PM   #3
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:16 PM   #5
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:18 PM   #7
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:20 PM   #8
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:25 PM   #10
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:28 PM   #11
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why does that always happen!?!?!? Same at the bar when a girls starts talkin to u is always when u gotta piss
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