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2ndgenz28 · 07-27-2010, 04:51 PM

"Hey Baby, ever had your a**hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"- Jay

Rtoups · 07-27-2010, 04:57 PM

I usually go to a restaurant, and if I get a hot waitress, I'll leave a 69 cent tip and my phone number. Most of the time they just get mad cause I left a 1% tip, but occasionally I get a call back...

Synerbee · 07-27-2010, 05:36 PM

Nice legs when do they open?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fishdadddy

Me- Hey Baby you wanna dance?

Her- No!

Me- You must have misunderstood me. I said, you look FAT in those pants!

I need to try that

Quote:

Originally Posted by motorhead

you may not be the best looking girl here ,but beauty is only a light switch away.

I told my ex that. I still have the scar to prove it

Quote:

Originally Posted by helmincamaro

"if you flip a coin, what's my chances of getting head"?

One of the funniest ones I seen in a while

motorhead · 07-27-2010, 05:45 PM

Can I buy you a drink or would you prefer the five bucks?

Multi-Ball · 07-28-2010, 08:01 AM

you: "I will bet you a dollar I can make your B@@bs jiggle without touching them."
Her: "Ok, I'll take that bet."

you: proceed to grab, sqweeze and jiggle her b@@bs.
you: " I lost the bet, here's your dollar"

07-27-2010, 04:57 PM	#86
Rtoups Drives: RJT 2LT Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Palos Verdes, California Posts: 602 View My Garage	I usually go to a restaurant, and if I get a hot waitress, I'll leave a 69 cent tip and my phone number. Most of the time they just get mad cause I left a 1% tip, but occasionally I get a call back... __________________ SoCal Camaro5 Family Member

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07-27-2010, 04:51 PM	#85
2ndgenz28 Thread Killer Drives: All Black Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NWO Toledo Area Posts: 4,720	"Hey Baby, ever had your a**hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"- Jay

07-27-2010, 05:45 PM	#88
motorhead Drives: Love the one you're with Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Downtown Charlie Brown Posts: 11,850	Can I buy you a drink or would you prefer the five bucks?

07-28-2010, 08:01 AM	#89
Multi-Ball Drives: White 1SS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: USA Posts: 24	you: "I will bet you a dollar I can make your B@@bs jiggle without touching them." Her: "Ok, I'll take that bet." you: proceed to grab, sqweeze and jiggle her b@@bs. you: " I lost the bet, here's your dollar"