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4thGen427CI · 07-12-2011, 11:36 PM

Does anyone out there have any good analogies or jokes about the camaro being better than the challenger or the mustang... I thought it be funny to start a thread about it. My dad has a few good ones! Ill share and you can join if you want.

"Mustang couldn't hold the camaro's jock strap! Super snake is an over priced over hyped car, your paying for a name, like harley, nike, oakley."

"The only thing the challenger would be good at is sucking exhaust from the camaro as it tried to wipe it's tears from its headlights from watching the trail lights of the camaro disappear down the road."

My dad is a great old man! I love him! GM to the core!

AZ MSCL · 07-13-2011, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 4thGen427CI

Does anyone out there have any good analogies or jokes about the camaro being better than the challenger or the mustang... I thought it be funny to start a thread about it. My dad has a few good ones! Ill share and you can join if you want.

"Mustang couldn't hold the camaro's jock strap! Super snake is an over priced over hyped car, your paying for a name, like harley, nike, oakley."

"The only thing the challenger would be good at is sucking exhaust from the camaro as it tried to wipe it's tears from its headlights from watching the trail lights of the camaro disappear down the road."

My dad is a great old man! I love him! GM to the core!

Hilarious

macwest · 07-13-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by NicolasKL

It would probably help if the Camaro WAS better than the Mustang. I'm sure you can get some analogies about styling from the Camaro guys though.

Better..and past tense...Must be a jealous ford owner because the only thing the mustang is good for is winning the UGLY contest.

But heck on the brigter side, that is one step up from Toyota which are good for beer cans only.

Mustang Killa · 07-13-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 4thGen427CI

Does anyone out there have any good analogies or jokes about the camaro being better than the challenger or the mustang... I thought it be funny to start a thread about it. My dad has a few good ones! Ill share and you can join if you want.

"Mustang couldn't hold the camaro's jock strap! Super snake is an over priced over hyped car, your paying for a name, like harley, nike, oakley."

"The only thing the challenger would be good at is sucking exhaust from the camaro as it tried to wipe it's tears from its headlights from watching the trail lights of the camaro disappear down the road."

My dad is a great old man! I love him! GM to the core!

Id leave OAKLEY out of that first analogy.. http://www.oakley.com/innovation/opt...act-protection

do some research..

AZ MSCL · 07-13-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by macwest

Better..and past tense...Must be a jealous ford owner because the only thing the mustang is good for is winning the UGLY contest.

But heck on the brigter side, that is one step up from Toyota which are good for beer cans only.

The Camaro's so ugly, when it rolled out of the factory it got arrested for mooning.

The Camaro's so ugly, they nicknamed it "Taco Bell" - everytime someone sees it, they run for the border.

The Camaro was so ugly at birth, it was named "Shit Happens."

The Camaro's so ugly, it gets to park in handicapped spaces without a permit.

Showed you macwest.

All in fun people, all in fun...

macwest · 07-13-2011, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AZ MSCL

The Camaro's so ugly, they nicknamed it "Taco Bell" - everytime someone sees it, they run for the border.

The Camaro was so ugly at birth, it was named "Shit Happens."

Showed you macwest.

All in fun people, all in fun...

Man are you trying to say the camaro is a chiwawa. At least people recognize the camaro exist.

The challenger puts a new meaning to the word fugly were people dont even want to acknoledge its existance.

Dodge challengers are so heavy they have become the new standard issue for US navy boat anchors.

Better to be named Shit happens then wake up the next morning going oh crap I bought a Ford.

Only thing worse then your wife catching you with a prostitute is her catching you driving a FORD.

Why do old people buy a challenger? Because the aceleration is so slow they can still hit the break when they make a mistake on the peddels.

back at ya

GoBlue20 · 07-13-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NicolasKL

It would probably help if the Camaro WAS better than the Mustang. I'm sure you can get some analogies about styling from the Camaro guys though.

LOL... classic mustang guy

macwest · 07-13-2011, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GoBlue20

LOL... classic mustang guy

Mustang, as the terminator would put it, A girly girl car ....No accounting for bad taste

ffrcobra_65 · 07-13-2011, 06:16 PM

if Ugly is the best poke you can do to a Mustang, I am sure Mustang fans would take that anyday...it is better than being "purdy" in the rear view mirror Camaro. Man, we sure like to talk about Mustangs in this forum.

scottw · 07-13-2011, 06:24 PM

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4thGen427CI · 07-13-2011, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang Killa

Id leave OAKLEY out of that first analogy.. http://www.oakley.com/innovation/opt...act-protection

do some research..

Lol sorry, I'm just putting it out as my dad said.

AZ MSCL · 07-13-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by macwest

Man are you trying to say the camaro is a chiwawa. At least people recognize the camaro exist.

The challenger puts a new meaning to the word fugly were people dont even want to acknoledge its existance.

Dodge challengers are so heavy they have become the new standard issue for US navy boat anchors.

Better to be named Shit happens then wake up the next morning going oh crap I bought a Ford.

Only thing worse then your wife catching you with a prostitute is her catching you driving a FORD.

Why do old people buy a challenger? Because the aceleration is so slow they can still hit the break when they make a mistake on the peddels.

back at ya

Fun! I mean, it's only fun until someone gets hurt...

macwest · 07-13-2011, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AZ MSCL

Fun! I mean, it's only fun until someone gets hurt...

Yeah true. Pertaining I own more dodge/plymouths then GM I can have fun dumping on them. As for ford never had an american built ford that ran worth a darn.

If anyone takes this sideline serious that could be a problem.

AZ MSCL · 07-14-2011, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by macwest

Yeah true. Pertaining I own more dodge/plymouths then GM I can have fun dumping on them. As for ford never had an american built ford that ran worth a darn.

If anyone takes this sideline serious that could be a problem.

So far so good

07-12-2011, 11:36 PM	#1
4thGen427CI 5th Gen Drives: 10 SS Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Denver,Colorado Posts: 426	Camaro vs Challenger/Mustang Does anyone out there have any good analogies or jokes about the camaro being better than the challenger or the mustang... I thought it be funny to start a thread about it. My dad has a few good ones! Ill share and you can join if you want. "Mustang couldn't hold the camaro's jock strap! Super snake is an over priced over hyped car, your paying for a name, like harley, nike, oakley." "The only thing the challenger would be good at is sucking exhaust from the camaro as it tried to wipe it's tears from its headlights from watching the trail lights of the camaro disappear down the road." My dad is a great old man! I love him! GM to the core!

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ffrcobra_65 Account Suspended Drives: SuperCharged 2SS/RS IOM MN6 Join Date: May 2009 Location: CA Posts: 5,094	if Ugly is the best poke you can do to a Mustang, I am sure Mustang fans would take that anyday...it is better than being "purdy" in the rear view mirror Camaro. Man, we sure like to talk about Mustangs in this forum.