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Old 08-30-2010, 10:22 PM   #1
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Wife's cat...dead!

My wife's cat jumped on the front of my Camaro (he lurks around in the garage) and his claw cut/tore the small outer pinstripe that's on the perimeter of the large stripe. It also scratched the paint, but I can buff that out.

Anyway, I'm thinking about making that cat disappear, should I? If so, what's the easiest method? I have a .45 MP, but it's too loud and would make a mess. I could choke his azz, but I want it to be quick. Ideas?

Ideally I could do something just to make him run away; does the dry corn cob rub on it's butt followed by a squirt of turpentine work?
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:23 PM   #2
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:27 PM   #3
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Knowing how some women are about their cats, you better prepared for anything from a night on the couch to full blown divorce court.

And you can always get the cat declawed.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:27 PM   #4
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LOL, you made my day. Talk to your local vet. I'm sure he can help you out.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:28 PM   #5
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:30 PM   #6
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Reminds me of one of my favorite movies...

Tommy DeVito: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.
Jimmy Conway: [Speaking through a mouth full of pasta] The hoof.
Tommy DeVito: It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:31 PM   #7
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haha this made my night

i for one don't really like cats (sorry if i offend anyone)
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:37 PM   #8
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just drop it off a couple miles down the road.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:40 PM   #9
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choking his azz would not be a good idea....that thing will claw the crap outta you and then that will be all the evidence she needs to convict and hang you!!
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:40 PM   #10
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put that ***** in a kennel and drive off 100mph for a couple of hours then release push it off your car! hehehe

OR mafia style his ass and drop him off the bay! lol
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:42 PM   #11
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LOL! I'm just kidding & dreaming...while I would like to whack that cat it would hurt my wife too much so I can't do it.

Guess I'll just have to have a new pinstripe installed.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:43 PM   #12
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Hahaha oh man...I say drive him out to the middle of nowhere and dump him off and tell the old lady he must have got tired of you guys and ran away??
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:47 PM   #13
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Have a friend who has a big dog come over for a "visit"?
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:47 PM   #14
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Hahaha oh man...I say drive him out to the middle of nowhere and dump him off and tell the old lady he must have got tired of you guys and ran away??
LOL! It would be just my luck some busy body would see me dumping him and call the cops. It seems everywhere you go someone is watching and they have a camera!
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:49 PM   #15
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One of the many reasons why I hate cats.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:49 PM   #16
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just wait for UPS or the mail to come.... whoops
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:49 PM   #17
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put that ***** in a kennel and drive off 100mph for a couple of hours then release push it off your car! hehehe

OR mafia style his ass and drop him off the bay! lol
LOL! Actually I was thinking that if he liked being on my hood so much I should bungie cord his azz down on the hood and do a nice hard run through the gears to about 120mph. Something tells me he'd never go near that car again!
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:50 PM   #18
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Have a friend who has a big dog come over for a "visit"?
Haha. Great idea and can look like an accident. When I first read this I thought you ran over the cat
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:50 PM   #19
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just wait for UPS or the mail to come.... whoops
LOL! Mail him someplace? LOL!
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:52 PM   #20
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LOL! It would be just my luck some busy body would see me dumping him and call the cops. It seems everywhere you go someone is watching and they have a camera!
Haha true...maybe go Griswold family vacation on him and tie him up to the back and take off to go about your daily errands with the rascal "unknowingly" tied to the rear of the car
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:52 PM   #21
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Have a friend who has a big dog come over for a "visit"?
Great idea...love your signature by the way.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:52 PM   #22
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A nice yummy bowl of antifreeze might do the trick. Oh geez didn't mean to leave that out in the garage honey...
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I have done every thing to get rid of my cat. I even gave it the ride but the dumb thing keeps coming back
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:53 PM   #24
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LOL! I'm just kidding & dreaming...while I would like to whack that cat it would hurt my wife too much so I can't do it.

Guess I'll just have to have a new pinstripe installed.
Mothballs work, put them around your car, keep your and any other cat away without making violin strings out of em. I am a dog person, I don't subscribe to the free roaming animal theory, dogs are on leashes why can't cats be?
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:55 PM   #25
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Do you have a sunroof? Line the car with something and do as below::

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