I made a HUGE mistake today...Need advice ASAP... - Camaro5 Chevy Camaro Forum / Camaro ZL1, SS and V6 Forums

*Mindz* · 01-06-2009, 02:51 AM

I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like such shit. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell Camaro5 what happend.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 3, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.

She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home to call my mom about the incident..

When my mom heard about it, my mom got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought " yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

Matrix · 01-06-2009, 03:00 AM

You Bar Steward!!!
You did have me until 3rd para.
But I saw your smiley!! I was thinking holy chit!! This dude is going down!!

We all lose it sometimes but hitting a woman is kindda low!

Xanthos · 01-06-2009, 04:04 AM

That was... horrible.

I thought it was real till I got to the fresh price lyrics. I didn't even notice the smiley.
- Xanthos

Sterling · 01-06-2009, 04:09 AM

That was a good one... I was totally hooked til she sent you to Belair too.

dayvedayve · 01-06-2009, 05:35 AM

Well ya gotta keep ya pimp hand strong...

*The_Blur* · 01-06-2009, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XanthosV6

That was... horrible.

I thought it was real till I got to the fresh price lyrics. I didn't even notice the smiley.
- Xanthos

For a moment there, I thought Camaro5 had its first confirmed wife-beater. I'm sure guys from the Mustang forums saw this thread and said, "It looks like the Camaro guys are going back to their trailer park ways."

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingnotes

That was a good one... I was totally hooked til she sent you to Belair too.

Mindz, I was really worried for you for a minute. I almost posted this help link so that you could resolve your problems.

*Moose* · 01-06-2009, 08:19 AM

I was this close the closing the thread, and contacting you (Mindz).

Ya' got me.

Boomer Sooner · 01-06-2009, 08:40 AM

Funny.

My first thought, scratch that, second thought(first thought was must be a tuff guy to hit a girl) after I started reading it before the 3rd paragraph was why the hell would you go onto a message board and openly tell people you punched your girlfriend.

The only time it is ok to rush online and tell people you punched a girl is if it is a donkey punch.

*KILLER74Z28* · 01-06-2009, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moose

I was this close the closing the thread, and contacting you (Mindz).

Ya' got me.

+ 1...

*GTAHVIT* · 01-06-2009, 11:08 AM

Since he got three of us I think it's mandatory that he be permanently

I saw it in the

camaropete · 01-06-2009, 11:20 AM

I called the cops and they are on their way. Not because you hit a girl, but because you totally had me. I was holding my nose and thinking "holy crap! what's he gonna do?!" I hate you. But I do love that cab.

*Mindz* · 01-06-2009, 11:53 AM

Glad to see I that you guys read it all the way through. I thugt I'd lighten the mood for the new year and take your minds off certain things...(recession discussion)

*Camaro_Corvette* · 01-06-2009, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XanthosV6

That was... horrible.

I thought it was real till I got to the fresh price lyrics. I didn't even notice the smiley.
- Xanthos

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingnotes

That was a good one... I was totally hooked til she sent you to Belair too.

Yeah, I have to say that you had me until I read belair.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dayvedayve

Well ya gotta keep ya pimp hand strong...

O..kay

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindz

Glad to see I that you guys read it all the way through. I thugt I'd lighten the mood for the new year and take your minds off certain things...(recession discussion)

I was ready to post up:

"Well, Mindz wont be returning to the site for some time"

Then I remembered we live in America, and you would probably have internet in jail anyways because of how well we treat some of our criminals. So you really wouldn't be hurtin much at all.

Very funny.

drivingincamaro · 01-06-2009, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Blur

For a moment there, I thought Camaro5 had its first confirmed wife-beater. I'm sure guys from the Mustang forums saw this thread and said, "It looks like the Camaro guys are going back to their trailer park ways."

Mindz, I was really worried for you for a minute. I almost posted this help link so that you could resolve your problems.

You A@# hole!!! I was in study hall and i clicked that link and i had the sound ON

luckily i quickly logged off

you had me Mindz untill the 3rd paragraph

MerF · 01-06-2009, 03:11 PM

Damn...I want to see what it was.

mega_man_01103 · 01-06-2009, 04:49 PM

what was it??

*CamaroSpike23* · 01-06-2009, 05:47 PM

didnt get me...

then again, I havent been on the forum in 24 hrs.... (a first for me)

*Camaro_Corvette* · 01-06-2009, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindz

Removed due to request from my better half.

I guess she didn't find it very funny.

*Mindz* · 01-06-2009, 07:41 PM

She did, but also found it offensive. I'm not in trouble though. *phew*

The_Beast_ · 01-06-2009, 07:46 PM

aw I was really hoping she actually sent you to Belair. Then you could finnally get ur damn birthday Present from here you damn lag. Youre worse than 56K

Boomer Sooner · 01-06-2009, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindz

Removed due to request from my better half.

We now know who wears the pants in the relationship.

Mr_Draco · 01-06-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindz

Removed due to request from my better half.

Dang it. I was going to copy and paste it in another forum I'm a part of.

Matrix · 01-06-2009, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

We now know who wears the pants in the relationship.

LOL!! Yeah so true..!!!

...."What dear? You need what cleaned up!! coming my sweetness!!"

Gotta go guys! Got some manly jobs to take care of! Not sure when I'll be allowed back here! Thanks for listening!

*Mindz* · 01-06-2009, 09:38 PM

Well it does take a man to take care of a woman...

*Mindz* · 03-19-2010, 02:06 PM

bump

01-06-2009, 02:51 AM	#1
Mindz E.B.A.H. Drives: you wild... Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the happy padded room wearing a jacket that makes me hug myself... Posts: 16,512	I made a HUGE mistake today...Need advice ASAP... I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like such shit. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell Camaro5 what happend. We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 3, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades. This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it. Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down. We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home to call my mom about the incident.. When my mom heard about it, my mom got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought " yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air. __________________ "J, you're my favorite Pokemod" ~Revo1 Last edited by Mindz; 01-06-2009 at 01:25 PM.

01-06-2009, 03:00 AM	#2
Matrix Drives: '10 Camaro 2SS/RS & Magnum R/T Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,521	You Bar Steward!!! You did have me until 3rd para. But I saw your smiley!! I was thinking holy chit!! This dude is going down!! We all lose it sometimes but hitting a woman is kindda low! __________________ SIM Camaro 2010 V8-2SS/RS-A6!!+

01-06-2009, 04:04 AM	#3
Xanthos Almost-Original Postwhore Drives: Stick Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 12,664 View My Garage	That was... horrible. I thought it was real till I got to the fresh price lyrics. I didn't even notice the smiley. - Xanthos __________________ 1993 Z28 - LT1/M6 Current and Future Modifications

01-06-2009, 11:08 AM	#10
GTAHVIT One Lucky Guy. Drives: #22 Tom Henry Racing 2010 2SS/RS Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saint Augustine FL Posts: 28,318 View My Garage	Since he got three of us I think it's mandatory that he be permanently I saw it in the __________________ Click image to see build thread. PQ - "the love of cars. It's a boys first step toward manhood and a mans last hold on boyhood." Fbodfather - "We do not want to use the Z28 moniker on a car that does not deserve this hallowed name." The_Blur - "Let's not confuse competitors with equals."

01-06-2009, 11:20 AM	#11
camaropete I love crepes Drives: 2010 Camaro SS RS Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,313 View My Garage	I called the cops and they are on their way. Not because you hit a girl, but because you totally had me. I was holding my nose and thinking "holy crap! what's he gonna do?!" I hate you. But I do love that cab. __________________

01-06-2009, 04:09 AM	#4
Sterling Drives: 2010 Camaro 1LT/RS M6 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fairhaven, MA Posts: 5,910 View My Garage	That was a good one... I was totally hooked til she sent you to Belair too.

01-06-2009, 05:35 AM	#5
dayvedayve Drives: 2006 Chevy Avalanche Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Gulf Coast of Texas Posts: 388	Well ya gotta keep ya pimp hand strong...

01-06-2009, 08:19 AM	#7
Moose Moderator Drives: '99 Camaro SS #1392 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Newtown, Pa. Posts: 4,016	I was this close the closing the thread, and contacting you (Mindz). Ya' got me.

01-06-2009, 08:40 AM	#8
Boomer Sooner Banned Drives: my girlfriend nuts Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: OK Posts: 336	Funny. My first thought, scratch that, second thought(first thought was must be a tuff guy to hit a girl) after I started reading it before the 3rd paragraph was why the hell would you go onto a message board and openly tell people you punched your girlfriend. The only time it is ok to rush online and tell people you punched a girl is if it is a donkey punch.

01-06-2009, 11:53 AM	#12
Mindz E.B.A.H. Drives: you wild... Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the happy padded room wearing a jacket that makes me hug myself... Posts: 16,512	Glad to see I that you guys read it all the way through. I thugt I'd lighten the mood for the new year and take your minds off certain things...(recession discussion) __________________ "J, you're my favorite Pokemod" ~Revo1

01-06-2009, 03:11 PM	#15
MerF Go Rays! Drives: 03 Trailblazer Join Date: May 2007 Location: St Pete, Florida Posts: 2,537	Damn...I want to see what it was.

01-06-2009, 04:49 PM	#16
mega_man_01103 Drives: 2011-12 Chevy Camaro Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fort Bragg/Pope AFB Posts: 153	what was it?? __________________

01-06-2009, 07:41 PM	#19
Mindz E.B.A.H. Drives: you wild... Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the happy padded room wearing a jacket that makes me hug myself... Posts: 16,512	She did, but also found it offensive. I'm not in trouble though. phew __________________ "J, you're my favorite Pokemod" ~Revo1

01-06-2009, 09:38 PM	#24
Mindz E.B.A.H. Drives: you wild... Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the happy padded room wearing a jacket that makes me hug myself... Posts: 16,512	Well it does take a man to take care of a woman... __________________ "J, you're my favorite Pokemod" ~Revo1

03-19-2010, 02:06 PM	#25
Mindz E.B.A.H. Drives: you wild... Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the happy padded room wearing a jacket that makes me hug myself... Posts: 16,512	bump __________________ "J, you're my favorite Pokemod" ~Revo1

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