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el Ruco
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fontana, CA
Posts: 7,438
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Here are the simple rules:
The words can be a sentence, or not, as you choose. What is said is brief and hopefully pithy. The person saying the words dies right afterwards. Okay, I'll start. "I wonder where your husband is." |
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Suspension by Pedders
Drives: Synergy Edition 13.71@102 1.95 60' Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Chicagoland (Crown Point, IN)
Posts: 1,914
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Hey y'all watch dis....
This will only hurt for a second... It's the blue wire, it's always the blue wire.... I drank what....
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My first Love. She was called "Miss Carriage" (still cry when I think about her)
383, Muncie 4 speed, custom linkage mated to hurst short throw shifter. |
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![]() Drives: 2010 Camaro LT Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Austin Tx
Posts: 44
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"Aim for the bushes."
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Location: Portage, Wisconsin
Posts: 3,963
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"It's only temporary"
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"Proven V-8 power with better efficiency than a turbo V-6"
"The car is the closest thing we will ever create to something that is alive."eds. |
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Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 43,989
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I'll be right back
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![]() Drives: 2010 Camaro LT Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Austin Tx
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Hello...is someone there..ok well, im gonna get naked and take a shower now
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Location: Portage, Wisconsin
Posts: 3,963
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What are you worried about?
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"Proven V-8 power with better efficiency than a turbo V-6"
"The car is the closest thing we will ever create to something that is alive."eds. |
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Rice Harvester
Drives: 2011 Mustang 5.0 Join Date: May 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,237
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Oh f***!
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All statements made in this post are undoubtedly correct and are eligible neither for debate nor discussion. If any comment is made that seemingly contradicts a comment made earlier, it simply means I was correct before and am even more correct now.
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Guest
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: PA
Posts: 4,874
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Tell mom I love her.
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Car nut
Drives: Tahoe Z71, Race cars Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 639
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Hey, watch this !
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Quote: Don't you just hate it when Satan steals your ride and does all these weird ass mods to it?
![]() Decibel- Noun: A unit used to measure the intensity of a sound or the power level of an electrical or Audio signal R.I.P. Evan .. A true Friend |
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NFRNO SS
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Take your best shot!
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Guest
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: PA
Posts: 4,874
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It's a great day to die!
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Listen to cereal guy...
Drives: 1986 Z28 Camaro 383 TPI Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Amarillo, Texas
Posts: 293
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"Watch this shit"
Oh and... LLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIII IINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Today I went to Orielly's to change out my serpentine belt, as I walked by one of the Orielly's associates who was helping somebody asked me if I knew where the sparkplugs would be on a Honda Civic... I simply told him that; "I don't know, I only work on American vehicles." He told me that was the best damn answer he ever heard. ![]() |
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Guest
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: PA
Posts: 4,874
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Watch me jump over this moving car.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Drives: '12 SS/RS LS3 IBM Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: SE Michigan
Posts: 3,316
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You sure you fixed that sticking throttle?
No, that's not too much wind for a high wire walk. Do you smell gas? Is that a Tornado siren? What? (Pulp Fiction) |
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The Jalopy Jedi
Drives: anything I can get my hands on Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Greenville, SC
Posts: 22,663
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Did you hear that?
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el Ruco
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fontana, CA
Posts: 7,438
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"What chu' talkin' 'bout, 'Don't touch this button?'"
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Guest
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: PA
Posts: 4,874
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Mega maid has gone from suck to blow!
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brevard
Drives: 2012 Black 2SS/RS M6. Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: ny or fl
Posts: 778
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don't worry, i know what i'm doing
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Go Blue!!!!!
Drives: 2012 Cruze LT Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Indiana
Posts: 23,374
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I'll pay you back with my next paycheck.
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el Ruco
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fontana, CA
Posts: 7,438
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"Nah, these are the safe mushrooms."
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brevard
Drives: 2012 Black 2SS/RS M6. Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: ny or fl
Posts: 778
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thanks for letting me borrow your camaro, i'll take good care of it.
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Go Blue!!!!!
Drives: 2012 Cruze LT Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Indiana
Posts: 23,374
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I just want a sip.
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el Ruco
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fontana, CA
Posts: 7,438
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"See, it ain't loaded."
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Go Blue!!!!!
Drives: 2012 Cruze LT Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Indiana
Posts: 23,374
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Don't worry, I slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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