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Old 08-30-2011, 08:14 PM   #1
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Where did I leave my cell phone?



Oh, that's right... probably the same place I put that coke bottle I was looking for.



I have a buddy who is a cardiothoracic surgeon, but he spent several years as an ER surgeon before that. He was always coming over with stories of XYZ item he fished out of someone's anus that day. Any time I needed a laugh; I'd call him up and say "get any trophies lately?". He never disappointed.
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:16 PM   #2
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I've heard of bottles and stuff...... butt a cell phone?



ohh, and that wasn't a typo
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:17 PM   #3
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That second pic looks like a bad photoshop job...
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:19 PM   #4
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no more need for the cell phones. Now it's just a vibrating USB
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:09 PM   #5
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I wouldn't dought it at all if the first one was taken at a PRISON!
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:32 PM   #6
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EEK this was on the news tonight...
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:35 PM   #7
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My friends daughter ate small powerful magnets... we discovered it when we were sitting at the kitchen table and she says to him "look daddy" as the spoon flew from her hand to her stomach.... lol
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:36 PM   #8
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EEK this was on the news tonight...

WTH!? Did his face eat those tin snips or what the hell happened???
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:37 PM   #9
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EEK this was on the news tonight...
That made me cringe.. How does this stuff even happen!?
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Old 08-31-2011, 02:52 AM   #10
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WTH!? Did his face eat those tin snips or what the hell happened???
radiographs can be misleading. You have to remember that there are only two dimensions shown. My guess is that the blade is lodged in the face somehow, but the image looks like the whole set of shears is in his head. I would say the guy fell face forward on them and the (left) blade is sticking up under his eyebrow. (you can see a bit of soft tissue just over the edge of that blade, the back edge of the blade is sitting on the frontal bone.) The handles are hanging off over his cheek.
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:15 AM   #11
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My fiance is a RN and comes home with stories all the time. It's amazing what some people get the urge to shove up inside them.
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