nosy neighbor

[Sterling]

Maybe the neighborhood kids will spraypaint her windows facing your house on Halloween... She'll just think it's really dark out.

[2SSJIM]

First buy a litter box, put it on her porch and crap in it..... make sure she doesn't see you do it. Do this every night till she moves. If she moves the litter box, crap where it was and if she doesn't move out, knock on her door, ask to use her bathroom.... crap in her upper tank, repeat this for years if necessary until she moves or get hauled away to the funny farm.

[Russo]

Originally Posted by helmincamaro

NO! Once you plant bamboo.... you'll never be able to control it..... I spent months digging it all up, then finding more.... and it doesn't come up easy!

people only have a problem with bamboo if they don't cut their grass... again, why isn't there a fence or an alotment for fencing?

[Steve Dallas]

Get a bunch of garden gnomes, and place them all in her sightline to your house. Have them ALL staring back at her.

[gotroost]

Just invite over, but tell her it will cost her a 12 pack since you are providing the entertainment. Worked with a nosy old neighbor of mine when he realized I could drink beer faster than he could. He would get sleepy after 2 or 3 and leave. He eventually found something better to do, but my free beer supply ran out.

[Overflow]

Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS

everytime you see her snooping, strip down naked and run around the yard.

Joe.. You're like the big brother I never had.

Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

Get a bunch of garden gnomes, and place them all in her sightline to your house. Have them ALL staring back at her.

[PonyMan]

Originally Posted by slow one

i have lived in my new home for about 10 months now. it is in a rural type area. im looking for advice on building a temporary way to block my neighbors view of my back yard and some of the front. she is a crazy old lady that has called the cops on me twice for nothing. she is always "snooping" through her windows when im mowing the yard or just outside. im thinking about making a temporary fence with small posts and a tarp. but it is a large area i need to block off, basically the entire side of my house. any suggestions?

Flood Lights shinning back at her lookout points!!!!

[outlaw2]

Couple of video cams facing her way just watching your property does wonders. I got rid of some dopers who where using and selling in my hood the same way. But I like the yard gnomes with LED red eyes at night. Cut your grass in a man thong and she will freak and never look outside again on she might be knocking on your door bringin milk and cookies over..Win win...lmao

[MrandMrsNinja]

Originally Posted by skuttduck

Kill her with kindness. Smile to her, wave to her. Send her a plate of POISINED cookies.

^this

[y2k king]

do some research on bamboo. the aggressive type will not only block her view, it'll take over her whole yard. all ya gotta do is dig a ditch along your side of the bamboo and line it with plastic, then watch it multiply.

[slow one]

i was actually thinking about the flood lights ever since i stopped thinking about blocking her view and just pissing her off instead. also, the yard gnomes idea is priceless. that side of my house is away from my bedroom and my other neighbor(obviously)... so the lights are actually perfect.

[Mr_Draco]

This is what we used for our back yard.

http://www.lowes.com/pd_202817-432-S...r|1&facetInfo=

The only other things we needed was 4x4 posts, concrete, and a box of wood screws.

[Steve Dallas]

Might I suggest an army of these? I love the blinking LED eyes idea too!

[2010SS2SS]

Don't do Bamboo! That chit will take over your yard and it takes NAPALM to get rid of it... I put up an 8ft section of fencing along my backyard. Homeowners cant see it and it keep my neighbor from going upstairs everytime my girl is hanging by the pool

[377tahoe]

Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

Get a bunch of garden gnomes, and place them all in her sightline to your house. Have them ALL staring back at her.

I vote for this one!

[shank0668]

Mirrors.

[Iroczlover]

Heres one depends on how high the house is, If its one level then this would work great.

Get a low fence in 4-5feet high with motion detectors, when she gets near it, an alarm goes off, but instead of a normal alarm it sounds like an angry dog, protecting the property, when she complains to animal control or the cops of the mean dog that lives next door, shot the detectors off & allow them in the yard lol.

NO dogs mean no warning lol, she will go crazy & leave you alone

[Raven]

Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

Get a bunch of garden gnomes, and place them all in her sightline to your house. Have them ALL staring back at her.

Love this!!!



I'm considering something for our backyard for sun blockage since the evening sun BEATS down on our master bedroom keeping it really warm in the summer....

Have been looking into lots of different bamboo and there are clumping kinds that don't spread but I'm a little cautious about this still and thinking of getting a trough to plant them in along my fenceline and just watch them grow! Good luck!!

[canadian ss]

Ask her to stop browsing the menue and come over for the main dish!!!! Put all the moves on her. Make her feel like the play doll she deserves to be!!!!

[NYJets77]

Nuke her from orbit - its the only way to be sure.

[orangepeel]

Go around to the other side of her house and take a look at what her other neighbors did to keep her out. If you have problems with her I'm pretty sure other people did too. If that doesn't work then just knock on her door and ask her what the f@ck she wants! Maybe she just thinks you're HAWT!

[Ivas]

Forget all that defense; go on the offense. Go over there and raise the PIMP HAND, she'll get the message...