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Old 10-13-2007, 09:28 PM   #1
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Funny

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said, "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said, "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops."
She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said
"Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!"

Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
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Old 10-13-2007, 09:35 PM   #2
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:45 PM   #3
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LMAO!!!!


Oh, crap! An "extention" of my family are Ford-bent....I've gotta tell them that!
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Old 10-13-2007, 11:24 PM   #4
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Old 10-14-2007, 03:07 AM   #5
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A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said, "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said, "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops."
She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said
"Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!"

Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
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Old 10-14-2007, 12:43 PM   #6
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Thats awesome, my brother would get a kick out of it
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Old 10-14-2007, 03:05 PM   #7
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Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for Fords,
our tools would rust.
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Old 10-14-2007, 03:06 PM   #8
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WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS MORE AERODYNAMIC?
So they will save the Chevy gas when the Chevy tows them away.
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Old 10-14-2007, 03:56 PM   #9
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FORD ACRONYMS:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Found On Roadside's Destroyed
Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forget OutRunning Dale
Found On Railroad Deserted
Found On Railroad Dead
Fools Only Read Directions
First On Repair Dolly
Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords
Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found On Russian Dump
Forfiet On Race Day
Found On River Dead
Failure Of Research & Development


This is your brain "CHEVY", this is your brain on drugs "FORD"



Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.



Tom: My parents just bought me a Ford Mustang.
Jim: So what did you do to them to tick them off?



Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.



Next time some Fordnatic claims Ford means "First on race day"
remind them that anything could be fast if a team of mechanics worked on it all week so it
would last long enough to run a race before needing another weeks work.




WHAT DID THE CHEVY SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?



SPEED KILLS
DRIVE A FORD
LIVE FOR EVER



I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford!



HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A PINTO?
Fill it with gas!



Ford Escort Me To A Chevrolet Dealer.



Have you outdriven a Ford lately?




From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.



WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
To push his F-150 back into the shop



WHY DIDN'T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
His F-150 got stuck



The people who say they would rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy usually do.



A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,
how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man,
growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"?
The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this,
I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property
by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"!



HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SPEED LIMIT SIGNS?
MAXIMUM SPEED LIMIT ------65 MILES PER HR. FORDS DO THE BEST YOU CAN



WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORD AND A SHOPPING CART?
A shopping cart sure is a lot easier to push



That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory!


I was driving my Ford truck down the road,
When I realized it was gonna explode.
The Ford motor blew up in my face,
So I put a Chevy motor in it's place.
I drove that truck 'till the body panels rusted away,
But that old Chevy motor still runs to this day!



Ford...At least they circled the problem.



Here I sit broken hearted
Wishing that my Ford would have started
But it didn't so that's a wrap
So I think I'll shoot that piece of crap
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Old 10-14-2007, 04:41 PM   #10
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My Favs from the above:

FORD: at least they circled the problem,
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This is your brain: Chevy; this is your brain on drugs: Ford

Thanks for these Camarospike...
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:40 AM   #11
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Ford...at least they circled the problem...

HAHAHA!!!! By far the best! Those were hilarious!
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:34 PM   #13
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:40 PM   #14
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HA HA HA they circled the problem..... hahahaha
FREAKING ONLY RUNS DOWNHILL FTW LMAO
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:46 PM   #15
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Old 04-07-2009, 06:31 PM   #16
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Circled the problem. HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A PINTO?
Fill it with gas!

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What about the new heated tailgate's and trunk's Ford is putting in their trucks and cars?
It's so the Chevy guys don't freeze their hands off pushing them out!
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What about the new heated tailgate's and trunk's Ford is putting in their trucks and cars?
It's so the Chevy guys don't freeze their hands off pushing them out!
lmao...


damn this thread sat for a while....
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LOL - Had to read this several time before I 'got' it.
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LOL - Had to read this several time before I 'got' it.
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lol

love the new avatar hon.
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love the new avatar hon.

How about this one???
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How about this one???
love it. goes well with the car....
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