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Old 05-13-2013, 10:29 AM   #1
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Arrow Open Letter to Mr. Sapphire Mustang Guy - Omaha

Dear Mr. Mustang GT Guy,

I remember you from last fall. You followed me (tailgating) for over 3 miles. I saw that you had "In-Transit" tags on your car, so I wrote it off as an "overzealous" new performance-car owner. I was okay with that until you did the blatantly unnecessary burnout at the stop sign after I had turned the corner. You then entered into the first stages of d-baggery, but no big deal.

About 2 or 3 weeks after that, you drove by my car wash as I was polishing Bumble Bee. You clearly saw me, and even went so far as to do a U-turn and drive through the parking lot. Nice looking GT you had there...until you revved your engine several times as you slowly drove past. I would tell you that I was impressed, but that would be a lie. Instead, I relegated you to stage two on the d-bag meter. Your stock GT is just another one of many.

Let's fast-forward to yesterday. As luck would have it, the day was gorgeous and I spent a few hours driving around our fine city enjoying my car, and the fresh air. Evidently the freshly-installed growl is attracting attention. A nice pair of dudes in a 392 Challenger pulled up alongside me and told me that the 'Bee sounded wicked. They were looking for a race, but I politely declined. On with my day.

As I was wrapping up my cruise, I decided to head over to the DQ near my place for a creamy, frosted beverage. Oddly, after the Chally guys encounter, I remembered you from last fall. Not sure why, but I was thinking about your unnecessary displays of d-baggery, and how I really don't like guys like you.

As if on queue, there you were. Heading the opposite direction in the four-lane I was on. As soon as I heard you revving the engine as we passed each other, I knew it was you; the d-bag.

I LOL'd. "Watch", I thought. "He'll follow me again."

Man, you are predictable. Flipped a U-turn right after you saw me, didn't you? I was no longer amused. Now I was irritated. I did note that your exhaust no longer sounded stock. But then, neither did mine.

Against my better judgement, I gave you what you wanted. Bee 1, D-Bag Mustang Guy 0.

Sorry it had to end that way. But wait! You couldn't leave it alone. You followed me into the DQ drive through asking for another go. I asked you what you planned to do differently that would produce a different outcome? Then I explained that the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over again, expecting a different outcome. You just got mad.

You left, only to continue circling the block. Now I was amused again. LOL, I'm done. I went home and enjoyed my ice cream. You're probably out there still looking for me. Better buy a few more parts first. Until then, I wish you well. Tone down the d-baggery a bit though, please? You're not a young guy, and neither am I. We should know better.

See you next time.

Yours Truly,

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Old 05-13-2013, 10:35 AM   #2
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I really hope this dbag sees this
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:38 AM   #3
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...lol...Small town America strikes again!....Better at the DQ than the local bar...lol...
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:40 AM   #4
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:42 AM   #5
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:42 AM   #6
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Do you live in a small.town?
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:42 AM   #7
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:43 AM   #8
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:50 AM   #9
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Do you live in a small.town?
About a half-million people, all told. This guy happens to live somewhere in my end of town.

The last time I saw anybody that wanted a piece this bad was on The Last American Virgin!

Unreal.
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:04 AM   #10
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That guy has issues. There is nothing anyone can do about it, from what it seems.
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:06 AM   #11
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easy to fix that.. destroy them in a race so bad it's embarrassing in front of all the car clubs grudge night at the local strips are always fun... they wont be back. until they spend more money that is..
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:17 AM   #12
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Almost makes me wonder if the guy has restraining orders on him from other people. Weird d-bag.
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:19 AM   #13
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People are weird.

Glad I haven't ran into anyone like that. Closet thing I did was a Ford Fusion dodging in and out of traffic to look at my car. Nothing that was borderline obsessive stalking like this guy though.
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:38 AM   #14
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:53 AM   #15
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:16 PM   #16
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sounds like he graduated from dooshbaggery to cokgobblery.
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:25 PM   #17
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Old 05-14-2013, 09:03 PM   #18
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Lol I would love for someone to do this to me.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:21 AM   #19
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If you need back up sometime me and Lucky will drive into town! lol.. We need to meet up sometime this summer..
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Old 05-21-2013, 09:40 AM   #20
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If you need back up sometime me and Lucky will drive into town! lol.. We need to meet up sometime this summer..
Haha, we'll rumble like in the Outsiders. LOL.

Cars and Coffee on Saturdays, and Flashbacks on Wednesday evenings. I'm going to be doing these regularly. Plus, several local area car shows coming up. Let's do it.

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