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Old 05-21-2013, 12:39 PM   #1
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Bird poop on your car

Anyone else have a problem with birds continuously shitting on their cars?

I don't ever park under trees either so I'm having a hard time understanding why there's white streaks all over my car literally every other day. Are birds attracted to certain colors or something?? This happens at least twice a week, & it's unbelievable. My car is an IBM which is already hard enough to keep clean as it is.

If you actually stop & think about the odds of bird shit landing on your car when it could land literally anywhere else in the entire world, it's really ridiculous. Why can't I beat these same odds when I buy lotto tickets?
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:42 PM   #2
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:43 PM   #3
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Yes!!! Little bastards are driving me crazy.

Can't wait to find a house with 2 car garage..
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:45 PM   #4
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:48 PM   #5
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oh no, not at all, they should ALL DIE.

2 weeks ago, wash car, dry car, roll hose up, back car into garage, walk around front and bird crap all over the hood/qtr panel. THAT FAST! Grrrrrr! They were watching, and waiting.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:49 PM   #6
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I know what you mean. 2 weeks ago I just finished washing my car and while I was putting up everything, a bird crapped on my newly washed car!
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:53 PM   #7
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I seriously think there is some Secret Society amongst birds that delegates when and how to shit on nice cars. They probably treat it as an art form.

Like, they probably have little bird awards ceremonies celebrating the "be-all-end-all" shits.

"And the winner is... FEATHERS MCGEE for the outstanding poo he took on Ralph Lauren's Bugatti Atlantic Type 57 WHILE at the Pebble Beach Concourse D'Elegance!"

Needless to say, the birds shitting on our Camaros are small timers. Trying to make it big. :\
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:55 PM   #8
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Birds at my work come sit on my mirrors and crap all down the side of my car. It's crazy... seems like every day there's a pile of poop. I also have no trees around...
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:57 PM   #9
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Birds at my work come sit on my mirrors and crap all down the side of my car. It's crazy... seems like every day there's a pile of poop. I also have no trees around...
This pic made me spit my drink out of my nose... THANKS. LOL
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:59 PM   #10
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Anti Bird Poop Device

I want one of these for my camaro

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:35 PM   #11
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I need this robot. LOL!!

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:45 PM   #12
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I need this robot. LOL!!
I saw that commercial for the first time last night. Loved the twist the lightpole trick she did. Yes, I want one of them too.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:59 PM   #13
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Last week birds were literally unloading on my car while i was physically washing it
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:03 PM   #14
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It's like my car is a bulls eye for bird sh**. Like geez, it's getting old.
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