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Old 11-30-2013, 02:48 PM   #1
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My Camaro is so hot, you'll get heartburn.
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Old 11-30-2013, 03:28 PM   #2
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I was so excited for buying car parts for the camaro on black Friday that my pants were 100% off!
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Old 11-30-2013, 03:41 PM   #3
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I said to my mustang driving buddy.......if you can't take a joke you shouldn't drive one.
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:49 PM   #4
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wow, all of these sound like they were spoken by Chip Chipperson! If your familiar with Opie and Anthony, then you get it! tss tss
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Old 11-30-2013, 09:18 PM   #5
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I said to my mustang driving buddy.......if you can't take a joke you shouldn't drive one.
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Old 11-30-2013, 09:22 PM   #6
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wow, all of these sound like they were spoken by Chip Chipperson! If your familiar with Opie and Anthony, then you get it! tss tss
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:07 PM   #7
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A friend sat in mine and said "It feels like I'm in a rocket ship."

Not really funny but eh WTH figured I'd share.
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:10 PM   #8
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thats because its so fast you will need a pilots license.
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:13 PM   #9
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A friend sat in mine and said "It feels like I'm in a rocket ship."

Not really funny but eh WTH figured I'd share.
Do you have Rocket ship tips on your exhaust? They could have confused him.
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:13 PM   #10
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:23 PM   #11
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Right after I got my 2010 Rally yellow Camaro I pulled up at a convenience store and everyone was looking out at me. I walk in and I am wearing my yellow Camaro shirt, my yellow Camaro hat, and one of the people that watched me get out of the car asked, "Is that your Camaro?, I said, "What makes you think I have a Camaro?"..... Here's your Sign...
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:47 PM   #12
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:51 PM   #13
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:56 PM   #14
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thats because its so fast you will need a pilots license.
It's a good thing I just recently passed my FAA exam.
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