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Old 09-12-2008, 12:16 AM   #290
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*jabbing spooky organ music inserted here in a rather frightening fashion*


W!!E!!L!!L!!!!


So it comes down to THIS!!!!

*insert woman screaming*


So FERGIE dances on the hood of the SS..............


...............and now ROSIE and "Feddy Kenneffy" want to try the SAME STUNT.....................



......can you imagine 'Feddy' doing a back flip from the hood of the SS????


WHERE is Little Jimmy?


WHY does Rosie want to dance on the roof of a Camaro?


HOW LONG will the roof support her?



WHERE is "The Lil Weasel?"






.....and WHAT about the vicious rumor that IrocZluvr has "The Lil Weasel" locked up in her lair in the DESERT??????


*insert woman's scream here*

*insert man's scream here*




..............WELL...............makes you break out in goose bumps, doesn't it??????


WHERE is TAG?


WILL Tag be able to rescue the Fbodfather and Shunt before Rosie gets the Silver SS?


WILL the Lil Weasel survive in the desert????


WHEN..............will this foolishness end????



...........and WHY are you still reading this thread????????




BE LISTENING TOMORROW WHEN WE HERE IROCZLOVR say:


" come over here and gimme a lil smootch you lil weaselly one!!! "


*insert woman's scream here*

*insert Weasel's scream here*


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AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR..........
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Old 09-12-2008, 12:32 AM   #291
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AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR..........
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Old 09-12-2008, 03:58 AM   #292
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WILL Tag be able to rescue the Fbodfather and Shunt before Rosie gets the Silver SS?


WILL the Lil Weasel survive in the desert????


WOAH!!! What the heck is this crap?!?!

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^That's what YOU think.....MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA..

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TAG DID IT TAG DID IT
SHE TOOK OVER MY ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!! AGH!!! She even tried to cover it up! Look! She was the first one to reply after she hacked into my account and took over my username making it look like i was the culprit.

Oh boy...YOU are going to get it now!

First, we need someone with a FAST car to get in and rescue the Lil' Weasel from Iroczlover. I've been told he's being held as her "love slave!!!" AGH!!!!
They are still out in the desert in Pahrump. No time to waste.

WHO IS UP TO THE JOB? We need help!!!

In the meantime, I see a silver SS that was just loaded up onto a transport carrier right after the Fergie stint...and if the intel is right, the banging heard from the silver SS was NOT just from Fergies 110lb (nicely shaped) frame...(sorry bout that)..walking on..jumping off...oooh....distraction....losing attention....STOP!!! UGH!!! Where was I....

OH! The silver SS! The banging! Intel has it that Shunt and Fbodfather are being held captive in the trunk of the silver SS. Now that it's on the transport, I've got to make my move! I must act quickly before it's too late!

I'm going in team! Wish me luck!
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:17 AM   #293
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[QUOTE=Oh Wise and Esteemed One;129346]*jabbing spooky organ music inserted here in a rather frightening fashion*
BE LISTENING TOMORROW WHEN WE HERE IROCZLOVR say:


" come over here and gimme a lil smootch you lil weaselly one!!! "


*insert woman's scream here*

*insert Weasel's scream here*

[QUOTE]

I don't think so, I've checked out all the places she's had time to get to and there's nobody here but us Camaronutz!
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Old 09-12-2008, 12:32 PM   #294
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........ was NOT just from Fergies 110lb (nicely shaped) frame...(sorry bout that)..walking on..jumping off...oooh....distraction....losing attention....STOP!!! UGH!!! Where was I....

*with annoyed look on his face*

*and sock in his mouth*


"........oo know, Fag -- FUM ONE needfv foo frow a ****et of fold waffer on ewe.........

'OW 'ET MOFFIG!!!!!


"...I'm loofig my pay-fients!!!!!..."
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Old 09-12-2008, 12:43 PM   #295
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WOAH!!!!...........


What's THIS?


Fbodfather is losing his PATIENCE?????............


*insert crowd gasping in unison*


TAG needs a 'bucket of cold water' thrown on him???????

*insert bigger crowd gasping in unison - with a dose of laughter thrown in for good measure......*


IROCZluvr stole TAG's ID?


*even bigger crowd gasp*
*insert organ jabbing music* (ala 'dummdumm DUMMMM!!!)


And then Zhawk DENIES it???????


*insert woman's scream*


Oh the MADNESS OF IT ALL!!!!.............


WHERE do you suppose IrocZluvr has The Lil Weasel?


WHY do you suppose Zhawk would deny it?


IS IT TRUE that Zhawk had her 'fixed?'


and.........

(insert most horrific organ music ever)



WHERE will Teddy and Rosie show up next?????



*insert clap of thunder*









AND ANOTHER THING.........



................what about Little Jimmy??????????



*insert spooky organ music*



........Be listening again as we bring you ANOTHER RIDICULOUS episode of the worst soap opera.......


.........the WORLD.........


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Old 09-12-2008, 01:45 PM   #296
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The sun was coming up over the mountains in the desert. The shadows on the quickie stop down in the valley slowly begin to fade as the light of day begins to fill the sky. An 18 wheeler transport rig sits idling amongst 20 other big rigs parked in rows.

The camera pans to the edge of the truck stop to the sand dunes partially covered in overgrown grass. Nothing moves but the grass blowing in the wind. It's quiet. The 18 wheelers idling are heard off in the distance as the camera now looks down on the truck stop in the early morning hours.

*silence begins to fill the air*

*the camera focuses on the 3rd big rig parked w/ other semi's*

*the letters GM are seen on the back of the truck tractor*

*a blue license plate w/ white letters makes the rig stand out*


__________________________________________________


*theme music suddenly starts (from Mission Impossible)*

Bum..bum ba-da bum..bum ba-da bum..bum................

Dee dee dee......Dee dee dee..........D! D!

*sand begins to roll down from the dunes*

*a figure (barely able to be made out) slides down the side of a dune amongst the blowing grass*

*music continues*

*A figure crawls up to the back edge of the rear parking lot to the backs of the 18 Wheelers. The figure lies on the ground.....motionless.....minutes go by.....*

*a person walks to the back of the rig parked next to the 18 wheeler w/ Michigan plates (now in clear view of the camera) in front of the figure.....and double checks the locks on the doors*

*the person walks away between the rigs....and never notices the super duper spy agent lying on the ground in sand colored fatigues....who blended right in with the ground*

*the camera pans around*

*the coast is clear|*

*the recently checked rig begins to rev up and the air brake release is heard. It slowly rolls forward*

*the figure lying in the sand quickly stands up, back against the GM rig, turns around and like a super duper spy, uses his super duper spy spray and the locks securing the rear cargo trailer doors vaporizes*

*doors open*

* A SILVER SS!!!*

---------------------------------------------------------

stay tuned folks....the silver SS that Fergie was dancing on has been found.

What will happen next?

What was that sound in front of the SS???
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:13 PM   #297
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You might wanna take the sock out for one word in the above sentence...
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:17 PM   #298
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WOAH!!!!...........

What's THIS?

Fbodfather is losing his PATIENCE?????............
A bunch of Seattleites in a bar on election night can cause him to do that!

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TAG needs a 'bucket of cold water' thrown on him???????

*insert bigger crowd gasping in unison - with a dose of laughter thrown in for good measure......*
Going to call the fire department, get the BIG hose, hehehehe

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IROCZluvr stole TAG's ID?


*even bigger crowd gasp*
*insert organ jabbing music* (ala 'dummdumm DUMMMM!!!)
What is he, a puppy?

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And then Zhawk DENIES it???????
I Deny that!!!!!!!

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*insert woman's scream*


Oh the MADNESS OF IT ALL!!!!.............
Oh, then everything around here is normal then, whew.


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WHERE do you suppose IrocZluvr has The Lil Weasel?
Must be little if I can't find him around here. I know he's not in my garage.

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WHY do you suppose Zhawk would deny it?
I told, you I deny that! Quit saying it

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IS IT TRUE that Zhawk had her 'fixed?'
Grumbles, still looking for the receipt from the vet, rats, where is it?

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and.........

(insert most horrific organ music ever)



WHERE will Teddy and Rosie show up next?????



*insert clap of thunder*
Not around here, I hope, the property values are low enough!






Quote:

AND ANOTHER THING.........



................what about Little Jimmy??????????
What about your "Little Jimmy"? sorry to hear about that

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........Be listening again as we bring you ANOTHER RIDICULOUS episode of the worst soap opera.......


.........the WORLD.........


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Seems like just about all is normal here





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Old 09-12-2008, 02:20 PM   #299
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You might wanna take the sock out for one word in the above sentence...
I thought it was funny, or was it just a Freudian slip?
I think the Fbodfather is just a little upset.
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:22 PM   #300
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As Shunt is lying in the trunk you can a hear a light snoring in the back ground....and the words Rosie wants to do what!!! no no anything but that, you'll have to kill me first.........Insert a man's horrified scream

Shunt can't help to wonder if the weasel is enjoying him self as a new love slave, and really wonders if anyone is going to find them before the Indy event..... He's hoping that Tag will come through and save them both........

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Old 09-12-2008, 05:01 PM   #301
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What are Shunt & Fbodfather doing in the trunk? & what does it have to do with a little jimmy???????????????
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Old 09-13-2008, 03:23 AM   #302
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*sniff, sniff*

Is that ketchup I smell? Did I hear something back behind ....

HEY!!! WHO'S OPENING MY DOORS! ROS--------!!!

*sniff, sniff*

WHO.....

*sniff.........sniffffffffffffffffffffff*

What....is..............
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Old 09-13-2008, 03:29 AM   #303
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Old 09-13-2008, 03:35 AM   #304
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Is it for me? Oh, thank you!!!! My favorite!!! KETCHUP!!!

*big grin*

Oh, you are so nice! Would you like to be my friend?
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Old 09-13-2008, 03:57 AM   #305
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*easy as cake*

"You bet Little Jimmy....

Hey! This is one hell of an SS!!!

This is the new Camaro SS, right?!?!

Would you mind if I checked it out?? And maybe looked in the trunk???"

***Little Jimmy is off in his own world drinking ketchup straight out of the ketchup bottle as he walks off into the darkness at the far inside end of the trailer.***********





Now.......to open that trunk.......



*POP*

*trunk lid unlocks and begins to open*




"WHAT THE???"

I didn't know two dudes could fit in there like that?!?!

I mean with all that trunk space!! WOAH!!!

Now, hurry up and get outta there Scott and Shunt! QUICKLY!!! Before Rosie comes back!
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Old 09-13-2008, 01:13 PM   #306
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