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Old 03-04-2011, 03:00 AM   #18
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How have I never seen these before?

Shank these are great.
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Old 03-04-2011, 03:07 AM   #19
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6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

and I was sure one of them would be 'answer the door in a negligee'
I know a guy that answered the door wearing nothing but a thong . The worst I've done was hid one of those remote control whoopie cushions behind the door and hit the button and went "JEEZ, your not very professional!"
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:40 AM   #20
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what the hell is a masochist ?
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:56 AM   #21
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Old 03-04-2011, 08:29 AM   #22
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These are great. Just got to work and this has definitely got my morning off to a great start..!
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:28 AM   #23
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6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

and I was sure one of them would be 'answer the door in a negligee'
If I did that, I'm pretty sure it'd make the pizza guy/gal pretty nervous.
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:31 AM   #24
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what the hell is a masochist ?
Well, see pic below for my feelings on this, but if you are...

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Old 03-04-2011, 10:37 AM   #25
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41. Please tell the delivery guy - the password is ..... nipple.
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:19 AM   #26
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:24 PM   #27
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I like this one...

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

In school when we would call someone up to get an address we would immediately follow it up by "how long would it take to get there?"
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:58 PM   #28
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5. Yell in a school assembly "STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!!!!

I did this in school... Needless to say, my teacher hated me!

Another one, walk out in public with a tinfoil hat on, look upward in the sky and sporadically shift your gaze while whimpering.
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:55 PM   #29
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At my old fire station we had a phone that had 2 different lines that could both be placed on speaker so we would call 2 different Chinese restraunts at the exact same time, not saying a word, and listen to them talk to each other. "China Fun-no, this China palace. no-this is China fun what's your order, no-whats your order-you call me! We eventually got busted after the 5th try in a week when they used caller ID
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Old 03-07-2011, 08:52 PM   #30
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At my old fire station we had a phone that had 2 different lines that could both be placed on speaker so we would call 2 different Chinese restraunts at the exact same time, not saying a word, and listen to them talk to each other. "China Fun-no, this China palace. no-this is China fun what's your order, no-whats your order-you call me! We eventually got busted after the 5th try in a week when they used caller ID

Would have loved to hear those.
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Old 11-12-2011, 11:37 PM   #31
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At my old fire station we had a phone that had 2 different lines that could both be placed on speaker so we would call 2 different Chinese restraunts at the exact same time, not saying a word, and listen to them talk to each other. "China Fun-no, this China palace. no-this is China fun what's your order, no-whats your order-you call me! We eventually got busted after the 5th try in a week when they used caller ID

That's bad.
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Old 11-13-2011, 12:14 AM   #32
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And suddenly I'm hungry for pizza...
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He told me that was the best damn answer he ever heard.
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:21 AM   #33
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Old 11-13-2011, 11:28 PM   #34
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8.Go up to a sexy guy and say "Thanks for last night" pinch him on the butt then walk away
Uhm...that's just asking for major trouble.
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