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Old 04-05-2007, 04:12 PM   #1
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Ok - I got this as an email and just had to share it

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20 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " for smuggling drugs".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital. And ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.

17. When the money comes out the atm, scream "i won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ...
I would just LOVE to try #1 - yes, I am just that evil at times
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Old 04-05-2007, 04:15 PM   #2
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I've read this before and it is still funny...
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Old 04-05-2007, 04:37 PM   #3
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hahahahaha im going to have to try number 11, and what is #20??
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:06 PM   #4
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hahahahaha im going to have to try number 11, and what is #20??
That is the point of #20...to keep you guessing at what the heck it is...keeping your insanity level up.

I love those. That's the first time I've read them and most definetly will be passing them on.
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:08 PM   #5
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man thats some funny stuff. i might just have to make a check list and try and do all that stuff. hahaha
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Old 06-29-2013, 01:05 AM   #6
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Ok, so I was bored and decided to scroll through the old "Off-topic" threads and came across this one. Thought it was worth a bump.
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Old 06-29-2013, 01:10 AM   #7
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Old 06-29-2013, 02:38 AM   #8
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Old 06-29-2013, 04:38 PM   #9
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I might have to try number 10 the next time im with friends at a restaurant.
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:15 PM   #10
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I have a toy radar gun that I use for number one. It really freaks people out.
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:22 PM   #11
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Haha all those are hilarious. Idk why but the zoo one made me crack up the most.
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