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Old 05-19-2010, 10:47 PM   #1
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Crazy kid in the neighhborhood!

Right now, there are several police patrolling the neighborhood right now with one cause! To catch the masturbating boy! I am completely honest, this kid has been seen around the neighborhood the past few weeks exposing himself while wearing a black mask, masturbating. He has shown his "parts" to small children too. He was at the park right by my house doing this again and someone called the cops. He is on the run somewhere (massive neighborhood) and might have a gun. We went outside and talked to our neighbors and were told to go inside by the sheriff because they have the kid's pants and bike. They are gonna bring the dogs out and we may ruin the scent. It's Harris County Police though, they'll find him.
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:52 PM   #2
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:58 PM   #3
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who runs around masturbating with a gun? lmao
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:08 PM   #4
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if this is true,you have a hig problem.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:17 PM   #5
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you're in TX...
if he shows up in your yard, shoot him for trespassing.
problem solved.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:18 PM   #6
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Well, we live in a nice neighborhood, so it's not like we are ghetto or anything. Just an odd kid, and yes, I am being 100% honest.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:19 PM   #7
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you're in TX...
if he shows up in your yard, shoot him for trespassing.
problem solved.




That should do the trick.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:19 PM   #8
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okay... shoot him in the leg or foot - it'll make him easy to catch & won't look as bad

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That should do the trick.

no, Fen... a smidgen lighter. 9mm will go right through & make a small hole - just a little reminder to stop being stupid & gross
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:20 PM   #9
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you're in TX...
if he shows up in your yard, shoot him for trespassing.
problem solved.
Time for the good 'ol trusty Mossberg! Or just let the Sheriff in the couldesac use his 9
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:21 PM   #10
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:24 PM   #11
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who runs around masturbating with a gun? lmao
sexual deviants
probably sociopath too.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:53 PM   #12
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no, Fen... a smidgen lighter. 9mm will go right through & make a small hole - just a little reminder to stop being stupid & gross
.38 special.



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Old 05-20-2010, 12:02 AM   #13
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well, that'll definitely be a reminder - that lead poisons if left in the leg too long
he'll definitely never forget the hole it left either
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Old 05-20-2010, 01:25 AM   #14
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They are gonna bring the dogs out....

Lets hope this is your canine unit...
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:47 AM   #15
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HAHAHAHAHA thats crazy!
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:11 AM   #16
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well, that'll definitely be a reminder - that lead poisons if left in the leg too long
he'll definitely never forget the hole it left either
He won't even have a leg left if they go with my suggestion.
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:23 AM   #17
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Can you say, "Bullmastiff?!" They were bred to catch poachers, so...!
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Old 05-20-2010, 07:47 AM   #18
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put the dogs on him.....and let them chew on him a while when they catch him......that will put an end to his business! lol
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Can you say, "Bullmastiff?!" They were bred to catch poachers, so...!
A bullmastiff won't work, rottweilers are better at the same job, smarter, faster, stronger, more cunning
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:16 AM   #20
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lol thats great. so did they get the little streaker?
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:34 AM   #21
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Too bad you couldn't hit him on his "exposed" part with a tazer!!!! That would really give him and explosive finish if you know what I mean.
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:25 AM   #22
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:04 PM   #23
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did they catch him yet?
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:27 PM   #25
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Spray his hands with some mace, hot pepper sauce etc... Then see if he does that again
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