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Old 06-10-2010, 10:49 AM   #1
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Humorous Pejoratives

Hey!
Looking for some funnies to add to my repertoire;
Preferably short ones.
All in good fun now, no (serious) offense intended. I'll start:


Why do New Yorkers have an attitude?
'cause New Jersey is the 'Light at the end of the Tunnel'


California should change it's moniker from 'The Golden State'
to 'The Cereal State' 'cause it's full of fruits, nuts and flakes.


What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko


The call went out from a Hollywood Director for actors to participate in a movie about famous Composers; Schwarzenegger called and said "I'll be Bach"
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:51 AM   #2
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:57 AM   #3
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Old 06-10-2010, 11:06 PM   #4
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?

a little boy fell in the mud



wanna hear a clean joke?

he took a bath with bubbles



wanna hear a sick joke?

bubbles was the boy next door.
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:37 PM   #5
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:44 PM   #6
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a guy goes to the store and buys a couple pizzas, a pack of beer, some pop tarts and a cheap movie.


at the register, the young woman ringing up the items looks at his stuff and then back to him and says "single, huh?"

To which he replies "yeah, how'd you know?"


She said "Cus you are ugly."
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:45 PM   #7
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a guy goes to the store and buys a couple pizzas, a pack of beer, some pop tarts and a cheap movie.


at the register, the young woman ringing up the items looks at his stuff and then back to him and says "single, huh?"

To which he replies "yeah, how'd you know?"


She said "Cus you are ugly."
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:49 PM   #8
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a guy goes to the store and buys a couple pizzas, a pack of beer, some pop tarts and a cheap movie.


at the register, the young woman ringing up the items looks at his stuff and then back to him and says "single, huh?"

To which he replies "yeah, how'd you know?"


She said "Cus you are ugly."
LOL
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Old 01-05-2011, 11:23 PM   #9
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What do you call it when a whipped man carries his woman’s purse?

Weekly Visitation [That’s where she keeps his balls.]
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Old 01-05-2011, 11:49 PM   #10
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Weekly Visitation [That’s where she keeps his balls.]
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Old 01-06-2011, 01:53 PM   #11
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Hmm, I wonder how long this thread will go before it gets quashed?
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:14 PM   #12
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Why was the tooth brush invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:33 PM   #13
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Why was the tooth brush invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.
LMAO! It hurts to even type this.
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Old 01-06-2011, 03:47 PM   #14
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Wink Can she handle it?

A woman is being interviewed for a job.

"Young lady," says the boss, "do you think you are capable of driving a taxi?"

"Sir," replies the woman, "I come from a long line of truck drivers."

"Miss," says the boss, "we want to know of your job skills, not your carnal pleasures."
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Old 01-06-2011, 05:33 PM   #15
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Lets have fun with homonyms

What is a Homonym?

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a homonym is, in the strict sense, one of a group of words that share the same spelling and the same pronunciation but have different meanings.
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:58 PM   #16
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Hhhhhaaaaayyyyyy!!!

You have to say it in a long, drawn out way.
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Old 01-06-2011, 09:49 PM   #17
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Hhhhhaaaaayyyyyy!!!

You have to say it in a long, drawn out way.
I don't get it. Is it some kinda' anagram?
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