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*The_Blur* · 10-28-2008, 06:54 PM

In the tradition of ridiculous speculation and facts, we're going to post the "facts" about the new Camaro. Think of this like that Celebrity Facts thread I started.

Post the "facts."

nickspohn · 10-28-2008, 07:00 PM

The new camaro has 4 wheels.

drivingincamaro · 10-28-2008, 07:02 PM

the camaro has 2 doors

o2camaross · 10-28-2008, 07:03 PM

AND IT HAS WINDOWS!!!!! 6 OF THEM!!!

FenwickHockey65 · 10-28-2008, 07:05 PM

The Camaro has seats. 4 of them.

gsxrpilot · 10-28-2008, 07:06 PM

Can be bought at MSRP

skipj3 · 10-28-2008, 07:06 PM

The new camaro will have a steering wheel

nickspohn · 10-28-2008, 07:07 PM

the new camaro is a car

*The_Blur* · 10-28-2008, 07:07 PM

I was expecting stuff like the following:
• The flux capacitor kicks in at 88 mph.
• The speedometer goes to 10,000,000 mph.
• It has been tested to drive between Earth and Pluto 7 million times to ensure its durability.
• The Camaro is the first car designed to be seaworthy.

Now post some false facts!

drivingincamaro · 10-28-2008, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickspohn

the new camaro is a car

nickspohn · 10-28-2008, 07:10 PM

the new camaro is spelled camaro

drivingincamaro · 10-28-2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Blur

Now post some false facts!

there will be a z28 Camaro

nickspohn · 10-28-2008, 07:11 PM

the camaro's gas tank door is behind the back license plate

theholycow · 10-28-2008, 07:12 PM

Research for the new Camaro created the cure for cancer, and that's why the Freemasons prevented it from being released for so many years. Eventually GM destroyed all documentation of the cure and that's why we're finally getting the Camaro.

*The_Blur* · 10-28-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow

Research for the new Camaro created the cure for cancer, and that's why the Freemasons prevented it from being released for so many years. Eventually GM destroyed all documentation of the cure and that's why we're finally getting the Camaro.

That's the kind of stuff that I wanted. Continue.

skipj3 · 10-28-2008, 07:15 PM

AND on the seventh day, GOD created Camaro...

jimbo57 · 10-28-2008, 07:17 PM

chicks dig it

*The_Blur* · 10-28-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbo57

chicks dig it

This thread is supposed to be sarcastic, and that is so true that you can't even joke about it.

The Camaro is why cavemen invented the wheel. It is the whole basis of civilization.

09'Z28 · 10-28-2008, 07:23 PM

the new camaro was designed in the '60s but they didn't have the technology to build it yet

*Mr. Wyndham* · 10-28-2008, 07:24 PM

The Camaro is badass. The level of said badassery varies from person to person and depends on their mood. But under any conditions and constraints the Camaro is undeniably bad....ass.

theholycow · 10-28-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skipj3

AND on the seventh day, GOD created Camaro...

You've got it backwards. The Camaro created God.

The Camaro's tires come filled with nitrogen. Liquid nitrogen.

shank0668 · 10-28-2008, 07:41 PM

the camaro has a 6 speed

Camaro Lives On · 10-28-2008, 07:42 PM

The Camaro was designed by Jesus himself, and he called first dibs on the first 18 billion Camaros to be produced... also James Bond, Michael Jackson, and Chuck Norris are hiding in the trunk of every Camaro that will be built. The trio will jump out of the trunk at the most random possible time and make every person that tries to buy Jesus' Camaros AUTOMATICALLY $#!+ themselves the instant the see the the trio come out. This will cause so much mental and pants problems that they will be marginally scarred for life, and possibly make them live in a 1960's VW Bus for the remainded of their life.

Too far?

If so then I'm sorry

*The_Blur* · 10-28-2008, 07:46 PM

Those amber lights on the prototype are making a comeback. They might not be pretty, but they make the Camaro's submersible capabilities possible.

undeadswamp · 10-28-2008, 07:53 PM

Chuck Norris has refused to purchase any Camaros after his experience in the testing phase. His reasoning is that he was hired for quality control and personally round-house kicked each Camaro that was produced. Then, GM produced a Camaro that survived.

This model will not be released pending a lawsuit and has been confirmed to be the new Z28.

10-28-2008, 06:54 PM	#1
The_Blur Moderator, USN Drives: 2000 Firebird Formula NHRA SE Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Officer Candidate School Posts: 12,712	Camaro [Not-So] Facts In the tradition of ridiculous speculation and facts, we're going to post the "facts" about the new Camaro. Think of this like that Celebrity Facts thread I started. Post the "facts." __________________ Get a good deal on your purchase. Read this. 117:123 RESPECT ALL CARS. LOVE YOUR OWN. newborn gifts

10-28-2008, 07:00 PM	#2
nickspohn Drives: 2002 Camaro Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 119 View My Garage	The new camaro has 4 wheels. __________________ Debating, either a Corvette or Camaro

10-28-2008, 07:02 PM	#3
drivingincamaro Drives: 95 civic Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Chicago Illinois Posts: 5,809	the camaro has 2 doors __________________

10-28-2008, 07:05 PM	#5
FenwickHockey65 General Motors Aficionado Drives: Carbon Metallic 2003 GMC Envoy SLE Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 25,513 View My Garage	The Camaro has seats. 4 of them. __________________ FenwickHockey65's GM Thread! 2013 GMC Terrain SLE 2003 GMC Envoy SLE 1998 GMC Sonoma SLS Extended Cab

10-28-2008, 07:06 PM	#7
skipj3 Go Gators Baby!!! Drives: '11 2SS M6 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SC Posts: 877	The new camaro will have a steering wheel __________________ Oscar Wilde - “When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is." The Department of Redundancy Department

10-28-2008, 07:03 PM	#4
o2camaross Drives: 2010 2SS/RS & 04 silvy Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Driving Posts: 362	AND IT HAS WINDOWS!!!!! 6 OF THEM!!!

10-28-2008, 07:06 PM	#6
gsxrpilot Drives: 1969 Z28 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: florida Posts: 32	Can be bought at MSRP

10-28-2008, 07:07 PM	#8
nickspohn Drives: 2002 Camaro Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 119 View My Garage	the new camaro is a car __________________ Debating, either a Corvette or Camaro

10-28-2008, 07:10 PM	#11
nickspohn Drives: 2002 Camaro Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 119 View My Garage	the new camaro is spelled camaro __________________ Debating, either a Corvette or Camaro

10-28-2008, 07:11 PM	#13
nickspohn Drives: 2002 Camaro Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 119 View My Garage	the camaro's gas tank door is behind the back license plate __________________ Debating, either a Corvette or Camaro

10-28-2008, 07:15 PM	#16
skipj3 Go Gators Baby!!! Drives: '11 2SS M6 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SC Posts: 877	AND on the seventh day, GOD created Camaro... __________________ Oscar Wilde - “When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is." The Department of Redundancy Department

10-28-2008, 07:17 PM	#17
jimbo57 Drives: 2010 SS, '06 EQUINOX, 72 MONTE Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NEWYORK Posts: 99 View My Garage	chicks dig it

10-28-2008, 07:23 PM	#19
09'Z28 The "Mad Hamster" Drives: '71 Camaro, '90 mx5, '71 2002 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Placerville, CA Posts: 1,736 View My Garage	the new camaro was designed in the '60s but they didn't have the technology to build it yet __________________

10-28-2008, 07:24 PM	#20
Mr. Wyndham I used to be Dragoneye... Drives: 2012 Camaro ZL1 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 25,227 View My Garage	The Camaro is badass. The level of said badassery varies from person to person and depends on their mood. But under any conditions and constraints the Camaro is undeniably bad....ass. __________________ *"Keep the faith."* - - *Read Before You Post.*

10-28-2008, 07:41 PM	#22
shank0668 Drives: Pontiac Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Salem Ohio Posts: 8,152 View My Garage	the camaro has a 6 speed __________________

10-28-2008, 07:42 PM	#23
Camaro Lives On Force RECON Drives: 1996 Monte Carlo Z34 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Terre Haute, IN Posts: 1,542 View My Garage	The Camaro was designed by Jesus himself, and he called first dibs on the first 18 billion Camaros to be produced... also James Bond, Michael Jackson, and Chuck Norris are hiding in the trunk of every Camaro that will be built. The trio will jump out of the trunk at the most random possible time and make every person that tries to buy Jesus' Camaros AUTOMATICALLY $#!+ themselves the instant the see the the trio come out. This will cause so much mental and pants problems that they will be marginally scarred for life, and possibly make them live in a 1960's VW Bus for the remainded of their life. Too far? If so then I'm sorry __________________

10-28-2008, 07:46 PM	#24
The_Blur Moderator, USN Drives: 2000 Firebird Formula NHRA SE Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Officer Candidate School Posts: 12,712	Those amber lights on the prototype are making a comeback. They might not be pretty, but they make the Camaro's submersible capabilities possible. __________________ Get a good deal on your purchase. Read this. 117:123 RESPECT ALL CARS. LOVE YOUR OWN. newborn gifts

10-28-2008, 07:53 PM	#25
undeadswamp Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: So.Cal Posts: 94	Chuck Norris has refused to purchase any Camaros after his experience in the testing phase. His reasoning is that he was hired for quality control and personally round-house kicked each Camaro that was produced. Then, GM produced a Camaro that survived. This model will not be released pending a lawsuit and has been confirmed to be the new Z28.

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