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Old 06-25-2010, 10:35 PM   #1
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Talking "Why men are happier"

Why Men Are Happier

Your last name stays the same.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You can never be pregnant.

Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all of your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can do your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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Old 06-25-2010, 10:39 PM   #2
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That list never gets old!
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Old 06-25-2010, 10:48 PM   #3
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life is easy for a man isn't it?? I thank you for this list sir lol
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Old 06-26-2010, 03:50 PM   #4
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Old 06-26-2010, 04:23 PM   #5
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Great list, I like it
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Old 06-26-2010, 06:26 PM   #6
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Old 06-26-2010, 07:00 PM   #7
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Love it, thanks for sharing! It's all so true too
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Old 06-27-2010, 12:29 PM   #8
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I needed that, thanks!
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Old 06-27-2010, 04:03 PM   #9
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I agree with it all but the last one. My dad only shops for my mom on Christmas Eve. She does all the other shopping of course.
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Old 06-27-2010, 08:59 PM   #10
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"You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes."
Gotta be my fave
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Old 06-27-2010, 09:15 PM   #11
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Great list. Makes me soooo glad to be a man.
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Old 06-27-2010, 10:52 PM   #12
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..........its just not fair............
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