|06-25-2010, 11:35 PM||#1|
*new car smell*
Drives: 2007 Ford Mustang 'Natasha'
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Jamestown, NY
"Why men are happier"
Why Men Are Happier
Your last name stays the same.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can never be pregnant.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
|06-26-2010, 04:50 PM||#4|
Men don't have to wake up an hour early to put makeup on
L99 | Billyboat Exhaust, American Racing Headers, Pfadt Springs and Sways, Tune | 350 whp / 371 tq
|06-26-2010, 07:26 PM||#6|
Drives: the 2nd amendment home
Join Date: May 2008
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin
|06-27-2010, 05:03 PM||#9|
Join Date: Mar 2008
I agree with it all but the last one. My dad only shops for my mom on Christmas Eve. She does all the other shopping of course.
|06-27-2010, 09:59 PM||#10|
Someone give me a Camaro!
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Chicago, IL
"You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes."
Gotta be my fave
Fifty years from now, when you’re looking back at your life, don’t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
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