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Old 07-23-2010, 02:14 PM   #1
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Favorite Pick Up lines

Ill start.

"How about a f#&k and a pizza?"

SLAP!

"What? You don't like pizza?

(Giggle) "that took balls"

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Old 07-23-2010, 02:16 PM   #2
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"Excuse me, waitress? Do you take orders to-go?"

"Yes, we do."

"Good. Get your coat, you're coming with me..."
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:17 PM   #3
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Hey baby I got beer.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:18 PM   #4
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Do you know the difference between a ham and cheese on rye with mustard and a BJ?

No?

Are you free for lunch ?
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:26 PM   #5
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Hey, does this smell like chloroform?
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:28 PM   #6
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:35 PM   #7
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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Yes i do.

Damn, it must be 15 minutes fast.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:42 PM   #8
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"Polar Bear"

"what did you say?"

"polar bear"

"Why are you saying polar bear?"

"because it breaks the ice"


and the one I used on the woman eventualy to be wife - been married 20 years this October: "So, uh, you wanna play nude twister?"
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:44 PM   #9
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Do you know the difference between a ham and cheese on rye with mustard and a BJ?

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Are you free for lunch ?
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:45 PM   #10
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"Polar Bear"

"what did you say?"

"polar bear"

"Why are you saying polar bear?"

"because it breaks the ice"


and the one I used on the woman eventualy to be wife - been married 20 years this October: "So, uh, you wanna play nude twister?"
did you guys play nude twister?
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:46 PM   #11
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I think on a girl with the right sense of humor (when presented in a joking manner) these could work....LOL....
or at worst - she'd be laughing at the lines and not in your face....
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:48 PM   #12
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Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:49 PM   #13
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:50 PM   #14
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did you guys play nude twister?
ummm - maybe
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:51 PM   #15
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ummm - maybe
Did you make substitutions for the colors too?? LOL
"right hand.....oh!"
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:53 PM   #16
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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I like spagetti
Lets have sex

Kind of gets right to the point with out the boring conversations.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:55 PM   #17
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:04 PM   #18
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Haven't been able to use my fav since I was 10 yr old, as for some reason once past 10 it just not cute anymore to pull your weenie out through your zipper n chase girls around
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:05 PM   #19
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Haven't been able to use my fav since I was 10 yr old, as for some reason once past 10 it just not cute anymore to pull your weenie out through your zipper n chase girls around
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:09 PM   #20
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money.
Thats why you never buy a girl a drink, or why I never will. No point in buying if there is any possibility nothing will come from it.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:09 PM   #21
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Recite a poem:

Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
open your legs
and I'll show you my power

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Old 07-23-2010, 03:10 PM   #22
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Haven't been able to use my fav since I was 10 yr old, as for some reason once past 10 it just not cute anymore to pull your weenie out through your zipper n chase girls around
Not cute....no....but hilarious....yes
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:10 PM   #23
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Thats why you never buy a girl a drink, or why I never will. No point in buying if there is any possibility nothing will come from it.
Amen brother!!! NEVER BUY A GIRL A DRINK!!!! Always have her buy you one
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:12 PM   #24
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Amen brother!!! NEVER BUY A GIRL A DRINK!!!! Always have her buy you one
Well see...THAT's your problem....you don't buy a girl A drink to get anything from her - you buy her like 12....

What light weight gets hammered enought to take any of you home after one???


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Old 07-23-2010, 03:18 PM   #25
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My favorite one to use is my pirate one. You gotta be sitting next to her and ask:


"hey, if you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder (put your hand on the shoulder closest to you) or this shoulder (the one on the other side). Then just don't take your hand off and your off to a good start .


Works for me every time.... ok, it worked for me once.... So like I said, works every time
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