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Old 07-23-2010, 02:14 PM   #1
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Favorite Pick Up lines

Ill start.

"How about a f#&k and a pizza?"

SLAP!

"What? You don't like pizza?

(Giggle) "that took balls"

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Old 07-23-2010, 02:16 PM   #2
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"Excuse me, waitress? Do you take orders to-go?"

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"Good. Get your coat, you're coming with me..."
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:17 PM   #3
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Hey baby I got beer.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:18 PM   #4
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Do you know the difference between a ham and cheese on rye with mustard and a BJ?

No?

Are you free for lunch ?
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:26 PM   #5
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Hey, does this smell like chloroform?
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:28 PM   #6
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:35 PM   #7
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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Yes i do.

Damn, it must be 15 minutes fast.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:42 PM   #8
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"Polar Bear"

"what did you say?"

"polar bear"

"Why are you saying polar bear?"

"because it breaks the ice"


and the one I used on the woman eventualy to be wife - been married 20 years this October: "So, uh, you wanna play nude twister?"
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:44 PM   #9
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Do you know the difference between a ham and cheese on rye with mustard and a BJ?

No?

Are you free for lunch ?
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:45 PM   #10
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"Polar Bear"

"what did you say?"

"polar bear"

"Why are you saying polar bear?"

"because it breaks the ice"


and the one I used on the woman eventualy to be wife - been married 20 years this October: "So, uh, you wanna play nude twister?"
did you guys play nude twister?
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:46 PM   #11
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I think on a girl with the right sense of humor (when presented in a joking manner) these could work....LOL....
or at worst - she'd be laughing at the lines and not in your face....
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:48 PM   #12
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Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:49 PM   #13
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open.
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:50 PM   #14
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did you guys play nude twister?
ummm - maybe
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