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Old 08-05-2010, 10:35 AM   #1
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Support Call This AM

Figured some of you may get a laugh off of this. I still can't stop laughing.



User: "Hey I tried working from home and the VPN doesn’t work, I really need to get things done."

Me: "Sure let me get a tech to walk you through how to work the VPN remotely, I am on a conference call"

Tech: What happens when you launch the VPN?

User: It says cannot connect

Tech: Do you have internet connection at home?

...User: Huh, No! we need internet? I thought it just works! Let me go to a coffee shop and try
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Old 08-05-2010, 10:44 AM   #2
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FAIL!

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Old 08-05-2010, 11:09 AM   #3
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LMFAO!

Seriously though, who doesn't have internet at home? How do they survive?
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:11 AM   #4
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this reminds me of a sales call I got years ago. They were trying to sell me a phone. I just told them "I don't have a phone"...... there was a long pause and the guy on the other end goes "wait, if you don't have a phone, then what are you talking on?"..... I go "Well, I'm on the couch now"..... click! he hung up
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:18 AM   #5
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We have a program at work that ocasionally prompts to "press any key to continue". One day one of my users calls me and asks where the any key is cause he cant find it. So instead of trying to explain I thought I'd take the easy way out and told him when he saw that to just hit the space bar.

Later that week while in his work area loading patches I noticed he had taken white out and wrote "Any Key" on the space bar.
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:19 AM   #6
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We have a program at work that ocasionally prompts to "press any key to continue". One day one of my users calls me and asks where the any key is cause he cant find it. So instead of trying to explain I thought I'd take the easy way out and told him when he saw that to just hit the space bar.

Later that week while in his work area loading patches I noticed he had taken white out and wrote "Any Key" on the space bar.
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:31 AM   #7
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We have a program at work that ocasionally prompts to "press any key to continue". One day one of my users calls me and asks where the any key is cause he cant find it. So instead of trying to explain I thought I'd take the easy way out and told him when he saw that to just hit the space bar.

Later that week while in his work area loading patches I noticed he had taken white out and wrote "Any Key" on the space bar.
LOL

The ole Any Key.
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:42 AM   #8
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:54 AM   #9
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LMFAO!

Seriously though, who doesn't have internet at home? How do they survive?
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I do not have internet at home.:(
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Old 08-05-2010, 12:39 PM   #10
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...User: Huh, No! we need internet? I thought it just works! Let me go to a coffee shop and try
Sounds like a mac user.
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:47 PM   #11
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Reminds me of working at a call center for Time Warner Cable:

"What do you expect me to do without TV? I have x kids... blah blah"

"I don't know what to tell you, I gave you the earliest available appt."

"Tell me what I'm supposed to do instead of letting them watch TV!!!"

"Spend quality time with your kids, you could read them a book or play a board game like monopoly."

Asked to talk to my supervisor, told them there would be a 30 minute wait or I could have the supervisor call them back, I never filled that form out.
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:51 PM   #12
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How do these people remember to breathe??
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:01 PM   #13
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And these people get to VOTE! Isn't that fantastic?
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:28 PM   #14
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And these people get to VOTE! Isn't that fantastic?
I'm going to guess that while they can vote - doing it causes them some difficulties.....like FL...
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:49 PM   #15
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I'm going to guess that while they can vote - doing it causes them some difficulties.....like FL...
Naw that was jest some guy named Chad
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:53 PM   #16
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This is FloriDUH...
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:24 PM   #17
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Naw that was jest some guy named Chad
DAMN it Chad!! You ruined it for everybody!

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