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05-26-2014 05:40 PM
SM0KE
“I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.”
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05-14-2014 12:11 AM
SM0KE
"You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore."
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05-01-2014 12:13 AM
SM0KE
"I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends."
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04-20-2014 04:16 PM
zebra
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04-15-2014 07:37 AM
SM0KE
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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04-01-2014 12:11 AM
SM0KE
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
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03-13-2014 11:02 PM
SM0KE
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vag.ina. Those things can take a pounding."
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03-01-2014 12:09 AM
SM0KE
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
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02-14-2014 12:11 AM
SM0KE
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
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02-01-2014 07:10 AM
SM0KE
"Etc" : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.