Showing Visitor Messages 1 to 10 of 67
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09-14-2014 04:13 PM
SM0KE
Remember: Don't Insult the alligator till after you cross the river.
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09-01-2014 12:17 AM
SM0KE
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
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08-14-2014 12:30 AM
SM0KE
“Fu.ck it.” My final thought before making most decisions.
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08-01-2014 08:29 AM
SM0KE
“A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless its 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.”
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07-14-2014 11:12 PM
SM0KE
Interesting Fact - The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
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07-01-2014 12:09 AM
SM0KE
“If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.”
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06-14-2014 07:58 AM
SM0KE
"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."
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06-01-2014 04:37 AM
SM0KE
"Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die."
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05-26-2014 05:41 PM
SM0KE
“I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.”
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05-14-2014 12:12 AM
SM0KE
"You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore."