Camaro seems to turn ricer idiots into d-bags
So I dropped by McDonalds to pick up some nuggets and a shake, and there were easily about 10 cars in line. I ended up pulling in behind some idiot in a mid-nineties Grand Prix, that he had riced out with a gigantic stupid two-level wing with four vertical stabilizer fins, and the entire monstrosity was taller than the roof of the car. :facepalm:
I would have said he had his car "riced out" but the ridiculous wing was the only thing that he seemed to have been able to afford to do to it, no "Fast and the Furious" gfx, or anything, no neons, just the stupid wing. It also appears that he has a horrible hack-job on his exhaust. It sounded like it was a muffler/cat delete, on some raspy sounding V6, and the exhaust pipe just sort of ended a full foot in front of the rear bumper. It may not have been intentional, it may have just been rusted out at the manifold, but it sounded horrible. Anyway, so here I come, in this shiny 2SS IOM Camaro, and I guess he was either jealous, or trying to prove he was cool, or was trying to get me to rev mine up or something. You could tell he had an automatic transmission, because he had to keep popping it into neutral to rev his car. While waiting, he'd go to neutral, rev it, show off his "bad-ass" raspy no-exhaust V6, then go back to drive. Then, when the line of cars would move up about 3 feet, he'd drop it in neutral, rev it, throw it back into drive, chirp the tires, jump forward 2 feet, and slam on the brakes. Every. Single. Time. He gets up to the speaker, orders, then pulls up juuuuuuusst far enough for me to get my front bumper beside the speaker. He left a huge gap between himself and the car in front of him, and you could tell he was doing it on purpose, hanging back in my way for no reason. So he does his cycle of neutral-revving his car, tapping his brakes to make the lights flash in front of me. Then he decides to pull forward. So he revs the nuts off of it in neutral, slams it into drive, gets about 5 seconds of squealing tire out of it (I guess to show off to me how bad ass his Grand Prix is), jumps forward the five feet or so to close the gap and slams on his brakes again. Anyway, lather, rinse, repeat, same stupid revving every time we stopped, until he finally gets his order and drives off. As I'm driving up to the window to get my nuggets and shake, he does the same neutral/rev/drop-in-drive burnout onto the highway. The McDonalds drive through guy just kind of leaned out the window, looked at the dumb-ass's car, looked at my car, and just started slowly shaking his head and said, "What an idiot." I think it really cheesed off the Grand Prix ricer that I wouldn't rev mine up for him. He seemed to get more obnoxious, revving louder and longer each time, since I wouldn't play. I just figured, "Dude, I've got probably three times what you got under the hood, I don't need to show it off to you." So, yeah, I guess the C5's have the awesome power to make ricers and wanna be ricers (I don't think a Grand Prix with a stupid wing is really enough to call the guy a full-on ricer, just a wanna be) turn into even bigger d-bag idiots. I'm not about to risk the negative consequences to race some idiot like that on the street, but I know my LS3 would have ate his p.o.s. for lunch. Anyway, I had to snap a picture of the stupid wing while I was in line. You can also see the hack job of an exhaust setup he had. I apologize for the quality, it was low-light and taken with my Droid phone, but still a halfway decent picture. You get the idea, anyway. I just can't imagine how anyone thinks this guy's "whip" is cool, and I don't know who he thought he was impressing with his drive through engine revving, but whatever. What a tool. http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n...rGrandPrix.jpg |
I commend you for not taking the bait and stooping down to this guy's level....and his ride does look hideous!!!
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LOL I've owned a few of those (98-02 Grand Prixs) cars, all winter beaters except for the GTP. And this one is no GTP.
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lol that's awesome...way not to go for that...
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SICK!!!!!!!
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So that's what you do in Dothan on Friday nights? Makes you want to go watch American Graffiti in the drive-in.
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that thing would be fun to hang onto in the Winter when the roads are frozen with snow.
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I don't know man.......that wing, gotta add at least 40hp to the wheels. :sm0::sm0:
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Ever think he was revving just keep it from dyeing out. Maybe it doesn't idle well because a lack of back-pressure. Lol. Yah it's always some idiot in a car not worth the gas in the tank trying to test me. I always think "bring it to the track if it's so bad ass"
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I was really enjoying the story... then I scrolled down and saw the pic. Now I have to find a way to clean caffeine free diet coke from a keyboard, because a lot of it just came out of my nose.
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pretty sure that guy is joking. if not :facepalm:
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Plus, as this encounter proves, you get a WAY better class of patrons at McDonalds. :sm0: Quote:
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Both our cars had the windows down, and I think I might have just laughed so hard that he could hear me. Maybe that played into him getting so cheesed off when I wouldn't take his bait. |
So thats who stoled my airplane wings!! :sm0:
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:laughabove: WOW! I owned a '98 Grand Prix, poor car! and that wing is just too much, lol!! Good for you for not taking the bait but I would have to at least point and laugh at that mess! :facepalm:
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Wow that gp has more rice than http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...8260318309.jpg
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Gotta love haters
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I know you think that you hate his car, and that he is a d bag, but truthfully you are completely jealous as all Camaro people should be. Its a Grand Prix, I mean come on, probably the sweetest car ever, just look at the name!
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That's the most ridiculous spoiler I've ever seen:facepalm: I don't know if I'd race him. With that kind of wing, that Pontiac might go airborne, lol.
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there was a kid at my high school who did something similar. he has a 2000 grand prix se. he spraypainted the wheels black, the door handles black, and a bunch of other little stuff black. he put neons all over the thing. and a huge-@$$ spoiler. not as big as that rediculous thing on the guy in front of you, but pretty darn big. he also has a hackjob-style exhaust. he started with a $15 cherrybomb glasspack, and has since chopped most of the exhaust system off. and yes, its just a v6. not a nice, powerful 6. a pos lol. i always parked my camaro in the back of the parking lot, and hed drive past almost every day and rev his engine at me. what a tool lol.
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OMGOMGOMGOMGLOLOLOLOL! ! ! ! !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is all. :sm0: :bellyroll: :popcorn: |
@RICERS I believe they like to be called "Import tuners". :laugh: To thine own self be true.
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HAHAHAHAHA
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I remember my first beer!
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Personally, I would go with plywood....looks much better
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Man, I saw that picture a few years ago. Still a classic!! I love when people do stuff like that to their car. I'm definitely not a hater, and I'm thankful to have stuff like that to laugh at. It does make me wonder, though, how much of it is people being serious when they do stuff like that, and how much of it is people being ironic. The giant ricer wing on the Grand Prix, I can kind of see that guy actually thinking it made his ride cool. The plywood, though? I can't possibly imagine that the dude who did that was serious. That one just has to be a joke. Both are funny as hell, either way. |
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Plus its a Front Wheel Drive car correct me if i'm wrong.:D
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oh man that reminds me......
i almost wrecked the other day when i saw.........get this........... a flat blue ford festiva with a huge primer wing bolted to the "roof" THE ROOF!!!!! the wing was wider than the car!!! i was laughing so hard i forgot to take a pic, i am carrying my camera from now on hoping i see him again. |
To make it worse, it looks like a base Grand Prix, not even a GT, so he probably didn't even have the 3.8L (just a 3.1).
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Leaving the movies tonight, a old Grand Cherokee (93-98) had a fart can on it. On a Jeep!! I used to have a 02 Grand Cherokee and love them, this was just unbelievable. Thankfully, he didn't try to race me.
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who puts those piece of crap spoilers on their car anyway:barf:
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O.M.G. ...........I had a '99 Grand Prix...LOVED the car...what a sad sight....
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WTF Cat http://tapatalk.com/mu/a68908da-db35-2b7e.jpg is like WTF?!
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Drive through racing - that funny
Everyone once in a while I get a clown in some 16+ sec car with a fart pipe revving at me. I ignore them and that really pisses them off. It lets them know they're not even worth my gas to rev back. |
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