Bird Crap Help
 

Mods: please leave this here for an hour or two since I need a quick response.

So a bunch of birds shat black shit all over my car and it WILL NOT come out. It got baked on in 85 degree direct sunlight and the car looks AWFUL. It's all over the trunk, the roof, and the doors. I tried bug and tar remover and it did nothing. What products do I need to get rid of this? :help:

Maybe try a Clay Bar. That should be able to remove it

Edit: Im assuming you mean that it has almost etched into your paint right

Yep. I clayed it and it didn't do anything.

Clay Bar.

Call John at JT's Collision and repair in Eldersburg. The man is a genius when it comes to these kinds of things. 410-552-1504.

John fixed alot of "Issues" on my car that was jacked up by a certain custom painter in Ellicott City!! John is open til 5.

Try some LIGHT buffing compound.

Called him. He said a clay bar is the only thing that will take it off. So I'm going to let it cool down and try again tonight. PM me the painter the messed your stuff up so I don't go to him :lol:

Try painting your car black, that should do the trick:thumb:

Want to give me $7k? :lol:

Mayonnaise. No joke.

:twitch: :der:

...Maybe try Goo-Gone...couldn't hurt...

clay bar and a buffer.. dont park under or near trees or light poles!!

I didn't. I was in the middle of a parking lot.