Gallon of milk
 

Have you ever had your wife tell you "We are out of milk." So you jump up and grab the Camaro key and respond, "I'll get it!"
An hour goes by and you somehow missed the grocery store and there is still no milk when you get back home.
So you jump up and grab the Camaro key again...

Dafuq? No. Why the hell would you do something that stupid?

I mean, I thought it was funny.

I came home with vodka and slept on the couch. It was okay because I forgot she was mad.

You see, Squawk don't f*** around.

He brings home the cow juice EVERY time.

The milk man meets castle back smoke stacks. Kablam!!

:eyebulge:Yeah, I get it, Fred. Literally, no, but an excuse to buzz to the store in the hot rod, yes. Just don’t forget the milk, bro!

My wife has started grabbing my Camaro keys more and more lately for "errands"...

OP I get it.

It's more like this. She is not "asking" me to run to the store... she grabs the keys and is gone for an hour or so and the store is less than a mile from the house, and I now have a half of a tank of gas.... Apparently the closest store is ALWAYS out of milk, or eggs, or bread. :iono:

That is definitely me, although I'm usually the one finding a reason to run to the store. Oh and your wives are brave, mine is too scared to drive my car.... not because she can't, but because she's afraid of having something happen to it while under her care. I'm not sure if she's actually afraid of how I would react or if she just knows that it would give me a reason to upgrade ($$$$). lol

I have picked up the Camaro keys just to "see whats going on outside".

I think most people don`t need a "reason", I don`t need a "reason" I just go with no purpose, rhyme or "reason" to get in my way because I can.

Milk
 

I just say "I took the long way".