Some tongue in cheek color names
Has anyone else noticed that color names are a little bland now? Remember when there was "Come and Get Me Copper", "Sub-Lime", "Plum Crazy" etc (yes, those are Chrysler colors, but you get the idea). Well, I thought I'd have a little fun and tweak the Camaro color names a bit. This is just a bit of sarcastic humor, no offense meant to any rabid color fans:
Silver Ice Metallic --- "I wish I had the Concept Silver" Victory Red --- "All Sports Cars are Red" Black --- "I Have No imagination Black" Rally Yellow --- "Sorta Like Bumblebee Yellow" Aqua Blue Metallic --- "This Is My Wife's Car Blue" Inferno Orange Metallic --- "We Lost the Rights to Hugger Orange (TM)" Cyber Gray Metallic --- "Matches the Shark Fin and Gills Gray" Red Jewl Tintcoat --- "There's No Place Like Home Red" Imperial Blue Metallic --- "It Looked Purple in the Picture Blue" White --- "Rental White" :respekt: |
Those are great. I love the hugger orange reference. =P
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And most are right on! Pretty good job with that.
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Silver Ice Metallic --- "I'll cut you Silver"
Victory Red --- "It's RED, Bitch." Black --- "BLACK as Death" Yellow --- "Damn thats YELLOW" Aqua Blue Metallic --- "People like me BLUE" Inferno Orange Metallic --- "We Lost the Rights to Hugger Orange (TM)" "We wanted to call it Satan's Orange, but it got knocked down." Cyber Gray Metallic --- "Make me feel good about GRAY" Red Jewl Tintcoat --- "There's No Place Like Home Red" Imperial Blue Metallic --- "Cause we know about those NBM freaks out there" White --- "Well, we gave you Black as Death, here's the White." |
your gonna make me cry about the no hugger orange again
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I hope that the Silver Ice Metallic looks more towards the concept, otherwise, it looks like there is a white, and a little less white, white, on the color pallette.
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Cyber Gray Metallic: "Looks better on me than the ZR1 Gray";)
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Silver Ice Metallic --- "Almost Concept Silver"
Black --- "Black hole black" Rally Yellow --- "Really Yellow" Aqua Blue Metallic --- "Blue That Thinks its Green" Cyber Gray Metallic --- "Replacement for Gunmetal on stripes" Imperial Blue Metallic --- "Blue Think Its Purple" White --- "Blinded by the Whiteness" I couldn't think of anything for the others |
ROFL! Rental white...That's what I tell Mom every time she buys a durn white Malibu LTZ!!!
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wait did i mis something they cannot call the orange Hugger Orange? and if so who HAS the rights to that name now??
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If I had any money I swear I get my car painted Plum Crazy, love that color
To get back on topic, thats what I'm talking about, chrysler has gone bland with the color schemes too |
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Either way, here's my satire-y version: Silver Ice Metallic - "Because I don't have the money to pay a fiberglass-worker to recreate the concept Silver" Victory Red - "Come on, it's a Muscle Car/Sports Car Red" Black - "Make that horrendous lower grille on the SS less noticeable Black" Rally Yellow - "We will make our REAL Bumblebee yellow insanely expensive and know you retards will actually buy it Yellow" Aqua Blue Metallic - "Had to make something for the ladies and lemmings Blue" Inferno Orange Metallic - "Hugger Orange used on vert concept was too expensive Orange" Cyber Gray Metallic - "For those who can't decide between silver or black Gray Metallic" Red Jewel Tintcoat - "I like to be subtle with my reds Red" Imperial Blue Metallic - "The better of the two blues Blue" White - "Because we had to White" |
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