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stovt001 07-22-2008 01:31 AM

Some tongue in cheek color names
 
Has anyone else noticed that color names are a little bland now? Remember when there was "Come and Get Me Copper", "Sub-Lime", "Plum Crazy" etc (yes, those are Chrysler colors, but you get the idea). Well, I thought I'd have a little fun and tweak the Camaro color names a bit. This is just a bit of sarcastic humor, no offense meant to any rabid color fans:

Silver Ice Metallic --- "I wish I had the Concept Silver"

Victory Red --- "All Sports Cars are Red"

Black --- "I Have No imagination Black"

Rally Yellow --- "Sorta Like Bumblebee Yellow"

Aqua Blue Metallic --- "This Is My Wife's Car Blue"

Inferno Orange Metallic --- "We Lost the Rights to Hugger Orange (TM)"

Cyber Gray Metallic --- "Matches the Shark Fin and Gills Gray"

Red Jewl Tintcoat --- "There's No Place Like Home Red"

Imperial Blue Metallic --- "It Looked Purple in the Picture Blue"

White --- "Rental White"

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Mindz 07-22-2008 01:42 AM

Those are great. I love the hugger orange reference. =P

TAG UR IT 07-22-2008 03:52 AM

And most are right on! Pretty good job with that.

RCowan 07-22-2008 07:19 AM

Silver Ice Metallic --- "I'll cut you Silver"

Victory Red --- "It's RED, Bitch."

Black --- "BLACK as Death"

Yellow --- "Damn thats YELLOW"

Aqua Blue Metallic --- "People like me BLUE"

Inferno Orange Metallic --- "We Lost the Rights to Hugger Orange (TM)"
"We wanted to call it Satan's Orange, but it got knocked down."

Cyber Gray Metallic --- "Make me feel good about GRAY"

Red Jewl Tintcoat --- "There's No Place Like Home Red"

Imperial Blue Metallic --- "Cause we know about those NBM freaks out there"

White --- "Well, we gave you Black as Death, here's the White."

Nexus6 07-22-2008 08:33 AM

your gonna make me cry about the no hugger orange again

carsismeZ06 07-22-2008 08:58 AM

I hope that the Silver Ice Metallic looks more towards the concept, otherwise, it looks like there is a white, and a little less white, white, on the color pallette.

Mr. Wyndham 07-22-2008 12:09 PM

Cyber Gray Metallic: "Looks better on me than the ZR1 Gray";)

pinkcamaro10 07-22-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragoneye (Post 96524)
Cyber Gray Metallic: "Looks better on me than the ZR1 Gray";)

very nice.:thumbup:

DGthe3 07-25-2008 11:29 PM

Silver Ice Metallic --- "Almost Concept Silver"

Black --- "Black hole black"

Rally Yellow --- "Really Yellow"

Aqua Blue Metallic --- "Blue That Thinks its Green"

Cyber Gray Metallic --- "Replacement for Gunmetal on stripes"

Imperial Blue Metallic --- "Blue Think Its Purple"

White --- "Blinded by the Whiteness"


I couldn't think of anything for the others

John FInley 08-03-2008 12:21 PM

ROFL! Rental white...That's what I tell Mom every time she buys a durn white Malibu LTZ!!!

Dave McFly 08-03-2008 06:42 PM

wait did i mis something they cannot call the orange Hugger Orange? and if so who HAS the rights to that name now??

65bus 08-03-2008 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stovt001 (Post 95894)

Inferno Orange Metallic --- "We Lost the Rights to Hugger Orange (TM)"

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:bellyroll: :laughabove: :cry: man why couldnt we have gotten the hugger ohwell:word:

Muscle Master 08-03-2008 06:50 PM

If I had any money I swear I get my car painted Plum Crazy, love that color

To get back on topic, thats what I'm talking about, chrysler has gone bland with the color schemes too

nUcLeArEnVoY 08-03-2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muscle Master (Post 105878)
If I had any money I swear I get my car painted Plum Crazy, love that color

To get back on topic, thats what I'm talking about, I has gone bland with the color schemes too

That would be awesome on your Charger, dude, although an SRT8 in black is badass enough. Didn't they make an exclusive Plum Crazy model? I don't remember if it was a Superbee or the R/T Daytona... probably the latter since that's usually the model they paint all the other retro colors on. I'm pretty sure B5 Blue is on the Superbee, though.

Either way, here's my satire-y version:

Silver Ice Metallic - "Because I don't have the money to pay a fiberglass-worker to recreate the concept Silver"

Victory Red - "Come on, it's a Muscle Car/Sports Car Red"

Black - "Make that horrendous lower grille on the SS less noticeable Black"

Rally Yellow - "We will make our REAL Bumblebee yellow insanely expensive and know you retards will actually buy it Yellow"

Aqua Blue Metallic - "Had to make something for the ladies and lemmings Blue"

Inferno Orange Metallic - "Hugger Orange used on vert concept was too expensive Orange"

Cyber Gray Metallic - "For those who can't decide between silver or black Gray Metallic"

Red Jewel Tintcoat - "I like to be subtle with my reds Red"

Imperial Blue Metallic - "The better of the two blues Blue"

White - "Because we had to White"


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