What do you consider an old fart? I'm 58 and feel I'm far from being an old fart. I can finally afford to do and buy the things I wished for when I was younger. I take at least one NICE vacation every year, I have a new Camaro, a '67 Camaro convert. and a new Harley electra glide. I was just blessed with my first grandson 6 wks ago....but I'm not an old fart.