[Zeus]

Today at school, the children had their Christmas Party. The students have turned in all their work and there is
really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher

decides to have an early dismissal.


Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first

and correctly can leave early today."


Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta

here. I'm smart and will answer the question."


Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years

Ago'?"


Before Johnny can open

his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."


Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."


Johnny is mad that Susie

answered the question first.


Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"


Before Johnny can open

his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."


Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."


Johnny is even madder

than before.


Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can

do for you'?"


Before Johnny can open

his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."


Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also

leave."


Johnny is boiling mad

that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher

turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these Bi **hes would keep their mouths shut!"


The teacher turns

around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"


Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"