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Old 01-08-2010, 11:22 PM   #65
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I'd settle for the Harley, but a 2nd Camaro wouldn't hurt! Grats!!

Sounds like my brother, always entering radio contests. Before redial, he had the fastest thumb in the east. I believe he won a Rodney Dangerfield "no respect" night on the town, or something. Picked him up in a beat-up station-wagon and got nosebleed seats to see him live. I think pictures and some 'insults' after the show too. Pretty lame compared to a Harley and Camaro, but anyway...

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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Life is just a bowl of pits."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
- Rodney Dangerfield



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