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Moose · 06-20-2007, 08:35 PM

I read this on another forum, and I had to share!

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
Informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
Being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
Wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

06-20-2007, 08:35 PM	#1
Moose Moderator Drives: '99 Camaro SS #1392 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Newtown, Pa. Posts: 3,982	Difference between GUTS & BALLS I read this on another forum, and I had to share! We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you Informed, the definition for each is listed below. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, Being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your Wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next!"