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Let's make this interesting. I'm going to respond with a quick race between Bumblebee and the Batmobile.
Both cars line up at the starting line. The light turns green.
The Batmobile sprays oil in front of Bumblebee, so Bumblebee transforms, leaps over the oil slick, and fires at the Batmobile. The Batmobile dodges, turns around, and fires machine gun turrets at Bumblebee while driving backwards. Bumblebee transforms back into the Camaro with a running start, dives under the fire, and accelerates past the Batmobile which must now turn around by taking a hard turn for the crowd and launching up the wall. Bumblebee continues toward the finish when the Batmobile fires a mortar round right in front of Bumblebee who transforms, lunges forward, and reaches across the finish like the finish of Talledega Nights. The Batmobile finishes the quarter mile in 13 seconds despite its ridiculous maneuvers. In the name of badassery, Bumblebee finishes in just under 10 seconds.
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