Well, TMI...seems all my friends talk about their poop follies also. They had a wipe contest, they were always happy when they had a one wiper. I should not have asked but, wipe once then second wipe is clean = one wiper.
Best one was my friend who works outside used a bucket once, his story was great. So we got him a bumper dumper!!! Wish the camaro had a hitch.
http://www.bumperdumper.com/