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Story from the State Highway Patrol
State boy pulls over a lady for speeding. He walks up to the window and of course asks, "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Lady replies,"Yes officer, I know I was going a little fast."
He says, "That's right. Could I see your license and registration please."
About then she starts to plead with him not to give her a ticket."....oh please, if you could see your way to not giving me a ticket I promise to buy a ticket to the policemans ball."
To which the officer replies without even stopping to think. "That's very nice ma-am, but the Highway Patrol doesn't have balls."
After a moment of awkward silence the officer returns her license and registration with a short and quick, "Have a nice day ma-am."
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