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Three nuns just graduated from the convent and were in a big hurry to go celebrate wherever nuns go to party but they didn't see the train coming at the crossing and they were all three instantly killed.
As they approached the Pearly gates St Peter saw them and said "Hey you three aren't supposed to be here yet!" He then checked something and said "Well I think I can let you in early if you can each answer one question correctly"
The nuns agreed and so St Peter asked the first nun: "Who was the first man?" The first nun said: "Oh, that's an easy one, Adam." The light flashed and the bells rang and St Peter said "Ok, come on in."
Then St Peter asked the second nun: "Who was the first woman?" So she says: "Oh that's an easy one, the first woman was Eve." The lights flashed and the bells rang and St Peter said: Ok, come on in.
Then St Peter asked the third nun: "What did the first woman say when she saw the first man?" And the third nun said: "Oh no, that's a hard one!" The lights flashed and the bells rang..........................
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