[derklug]

It was a raining, cold, miserable day when Bill spotted a man hitchicking. Being the cautious sort, Bill wouldn't have normally stopped, but with the weather conditions he decided to be a good Samaritan. As no good deed shall go unpunished, the hitchiker pulled a pistol on Bill, stole his car and wallet, had him strip naked, bound his hands to his ankles and chucked Bill into the ditch. Bill fought to get to his feet, and bent over with hands tied to ankles finally made it back to the road. After numerous attempts to flag down a passing motorist, finally a truck stopped. The driver came up and Bill cried out with relief. Half sobbing, Bill recounted his horrible luck to the driver. The driver responded, as he undid his zipper, "Hell, boy, this just ain't your day!"