[Dion_1969]

After the birth of his 10th child a man from West Virginia tells his wife that he is going to see doc about one of them Vaaasectomies. The wife agrees and and he sees the doc the next day. The doc knowing that his patient has no money what with 10 kids tells him to get himself an m80 and a dixie cup. hold the cup in one hand then light the m80 and put it into the dixie cup. count to 10 and you have yourself a vasectomy.

The man goes home and tells his wife. She says "that dont sound right. You better go across the river to ahia and talk to one of them yankee docs".

He crosses to Ohio and visits a doctor who tells him that it is simple procedure. a little incision a little snip and your done. The guy says "well that sounds much better my doc in WV told me.." The Doctor stops him: Your from across the river! well you just get an m80 and a dixie cup put the m80 in the cup and count to 10!. The man scratches his head and says thats what my doc said.

He goes home and tells his wife the news. She says "well them northern docs are pretty smart so i guess thats how we do it." So he gets an M80 and a dixie cup. he lights the m80 and puts it in the cup in his left hand. He starts counting 1,2,3,4,5 and runs out of fingers on the right...(this is best as a visual joke)... puts the cup between his legs and goes to the left hand 6,7.....