Hey Mark thanks for starting this thread this is good stuff!
I hope this one isn't too bad........
A fellow hired to work, at the White House, went home early the first day. When asked, by his wife why he was there, he replied, "I got fired."
Why? she asked.
I don't know he replied, when I got there they assigned me to the rose garden and I asked where were the spade and the hoe.
