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Guy walks into a bar where the walls and ceiling are covered with 1 dollar bills. He sits down and gets a beer and asks, "whats the deal with all the dollars tacked up everywhere". The bartender responds "there's a old three part bet thats been going on here for years. 1 dollar bet, if you can pull it off you get the whole pot. Drinking his beer the guy asks whats the bet. "Well the first part is you gotta put down a 1 gallon glass of beer. After that I've gotta mean 150lb rotweiller in the back with a bad tooth. You gotta go take these pliers and pull the bad tooth. And Finally my sister's upstairs, she's morbidly obese about 500lbs, you got to go make love to her. "How much is the pot the guy asks, "about 10,000" replies the bartender. The guy finishes his beer gets up and tacks a dollar on the wall, saying after a gallon of beer I don't think Ill care or remember what happened. The bartender brings the guy the gallon of beer. After a few hrs the guy finishes off the beer, and is obviously beyond drunk. The bartender hands the guy the pliers and says good luck. The guy barely makes it outside without falling over. Moments later you hear him and the dog going at it. about 45 minutes later the guy stumbles back in the bar a bloody mess, clothes shredded, blood and bite wounds everwhere.
He finally gets upright, holds up the pliers and says "Where's this fat chick with the bad tooth!"
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