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springerpete · 08-02-2010, 12:41 AM

An old biker crashes his bike and is killed. St Peter meets him at the Gates and proceeds to tell him that there's been a mistake and that the biker shouldn't be there. St Peter tells him that God will grant him a wish for his troubles.

The biker thinks for a while and asks God to build him a bridge to Hawaii so he can ride his scooter there. God tells him that the bridge will be very long and difficult and will require much of his time and effort. So God asks the old biker to make another wish.

The biker thinks for a while longer and then comes up with a second wish. He explains that he's been married to the same woman for 40 years. He said that he would like to understand what women are saying and understand their thought process, so they could get along.

God answers. "So. would you like that bridge two lanes or four?"

08-02-2010, 12:41 AM	#196
springerpete Orange GM freak Drives: 2004 3500HD Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ponca City, OK Posts: 784 View My Garage	An old biker crashes his bike and is killed. St Peter meets him at the Gates and proceeds to tell him that there's been a mistake and that the biker shouldn't be there. St Peter tells him that God will grant him a wish for his troubles. The biker thinks for a while and asks God to build him a bridge to Hawaii so he can ride his scooter there. God tells him that the bridge will be very long and difficult and will require much of his time and effort. So God asks the old biker to make another wish. The biker thinks for a while longer and then comes up with a second wish. He explains that he's been married to the same woman for 40 years. He said that he would like to understand what women are saying and understand their thought process, so they could get along. God answers. "So. would you like that bridge two lanes or four?" __________________ "My hair's turnin' White, my neck is still Red and my collar is still Blue" Last edited by springerpete; 08-02-2010 at 01:11 PM.