[SSchizomaniac]

A janitor and a Company CEO step onto the same elevator at the end of the day. It's around Christmas time, so the janitor starts a conversation by asking "so, what'd you get your wife for Christmas?" The CEO replies, "I got her a Ferrari, and a diamond ring". The Janitor asks, "Why both?" The CEO replies, "Well, if she doesn't like the Ferrari, then at least she will enjoy the diamond ring." The janitor then says, "Well, I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo." The CEO asks, "Why?" The janitor responds, "Well, if she doesn't like the slippers then she can go f_ck herself."